Crapping your Pants Poll 2

[hisno1girl]

Have you ever shit your pants?

Yes
No
Only Sharted

[dcannie]

No.

[EloiseWeenie]

Thankfully my front hole is the loose cannon. I've never pooped/sharted myself.

[fuckyourcouch]

nope.

[julesf84]

Hahaha at "only sharted".

I had a small shart in the car earlier this winter, but it was tucked into the cheeks, so I didn't discover it until I got home. I had a sad tummy and an hour drive. Like a teeny shart.

[midnightrae]

No. But if I was further from the bathroom than I was during my colonoscopy prep I probably would have.

[fuckstick]

I sharted once when I was like 14 and had eaten nothing but sweet potatoes and squash the week following Thanksgiving.

Thankfully I was at home, alone, and less than 10 feet from a bathroom when it happened.

[gault]

Yep. I was sick with a mad stomach virus. And laughed through the whole thing, including yelling at my mom to bring me some more pants/underwear, so it was okay.
It happened again 5 minutes after the first one. I thought I had to fart.


I'm a slow learner.

[janegold]

I have shared before that yes, I have. On a long run, still a mile from home, wearing teeny tiny boy shorts. I am so thankful I also was wearing a long sleeve t-shirt that I could tie around my waist. This was 10 years ago and I still die a little inside every time I think about it.

[PinkSquirrel]

A few months ago H and I had some Thai food lead to us both sharting ourselves the next day within 30 minutes of each other.

[cheeseandcrackers]

i was around 6

[Doc_Lobster]

Yes, when I was really sick with some horrible stomach bug and just couldn't make it to the bathroom fast enough.

[amberlyrose]

Nope.

[Chib]

I have when I had the stomach flu it was either puke on the floor and shit like a normal person or shit my pants and puke in the toilet.. so I voluntarily chose to shit my pants.

[Deleted]

Yes. I was in first grade and this girl wouldn't come out of the bathroom.

I got her back.

[ErinExpat]

Omg Chibster! I am dying at your description.

I have a story to share about a friend of mine. She doesn't post here, but I will still probably DD later.

Ok, M was a friend of mine who lived in the building next to me in Abu Dhabi. These are serviced apartments, and there was a cleaning service twice a week.

She was on some sort of crazy diet, and she had been cutting out all sugar for a while. She decided to replace her normal hot chocolate addiction with sugar-free Nestlé Quick, the dry mix kind.

She didn't bother to mix it with milk, though. She liked to eat it with just a little bit of water so that it was the consistency of pudding, I guess. She would eat it like this by the cupful.

Anyway, I guess one evening she had too much. She woke up in the middle of the night to explosive diarrhea and shitting the bed. So, she went to clean herself up, changed clothes. Then, she rolled up the poop-covered sheets and blankets into a ball and left it on the floor. She placed another blanket on the bed and went back to sleep.

The next morning on our way to work (carpool) she thought it was a good idea to tell us this story. Omg, I would NEVER have shared this.

Imagine the poor maids discovering that parcel in the morning!

[Chib]

Jan 6, 2013 1:10:45 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Jan 6, 2013 0:51:43 GMT -5 Chib said:

I have when I had the stomach flu it was either puke on the floor and shit like a normal person or shit my pants and puke in the toilet.. so I voluntarily chose to shit my pants.

Could you not have shit in the toilet and puke in the tub?

I was so sick at the time.. I did not know what I was doing lol.

[KaraOrNot]

Once, in 5th grade. I ran to the bathroom and flushed my underpants down the toilet.

[bania]

Seriously this thread has me in stitches! I don't have anything else to add. I've never had to deal with this. But OMG LOL!

ETA: I hope this doesn't sound insensitive.

[bania]

Dang!!

[tacocat]

Jan 6, 2013 0:51:43 GMT -5 Chib said:

I have when I had the stomach flu it was either puke on the floor and shit like a normal person or shit my pants and puke in the toilet.. so I voluntarily chose to shit my pants.

I almost had to make this decision yesterday. Miserable!!!!

[flex]

Yes, yes I have.
I've shit my skirt before too--at my second job. And I really couldn't leave. Luckily the skirt was lined, flowy type of skirt, so I rinsed out the lining.

[Deleted]

Yes.

I got food poisoning and a stomach virus my second week in Kazakhstan. It was hell.

[tacocat]

Jan 6, 2013 3:34:43 GMT -5 killercupcake said:

Jan 6, 2013 2:42:13 GMT -5 tacocat said:

I almost had to make this decision yesterday. Miserable!!!!

Trashcans, y'all. Lifesavers in these situations. Been there.

Yup. Thankfully it was close!

[mamasaurus]

Team shart. Once when I was pregnant and once during a sudden and intense bout of IBS flareup. Target was involved.

[blueballoon]

Yes, once when I had the flu.

[Deleted]

I sharted a little once, for a reason not yet listed here. I wasn't sick or anything.

I was at a bar, went to the bathroom and tossed my thong. I just wore jeans commando the rest of the night.

[Deleted]

Full on poopy pants here. Right after DS was born via c section I got super constipated from the pain meds. Like two weeks no poop constipated. I took a ton of colace and nothing helped so I took some milk of magnesia. I was sitting on my bed nursing DS and all of a sudden it all decided to come out. I had just got a good latch and didn't want to move. I still had in those huge pads they give you so I just let it out. It caught most of it and I hate to admit this happened more than once that day.