Poll-Poo Touching

[unclejesse]

Have you ever touched your own poo on purpose?

[pinkpeony6210]

No, but I've touched Kate's quite a bit.

[mala]

I was getting a crown on my back tooth and the tech dropped it while checking the fit. It hit the back of my mouth and I swollowed out of reflex. I had to find it so I could take it back (washed and in a ziploc bag). They made me a new crown and destroyed the one I swollowed.

[helicase]

Ugh, so embarrassing. I've had a poo that was too large to flush. So, after wrapping my hand in toilet paper, I (ew ew ew) broke it up into smaller pieces so it would flush.

[unclejesse]

Jan 6, 2013 9:02:13 GMT -5 helicase said:

Ugh, so embarrassing. I've had a poo that was too large to flush. So, after wrapping my hand in toilet paper, I (ew ew ew) broke it up into smaller pieces so it would flush.

You are braver than me. I went outside and got a stick to break it up, lol.

[helicase]

Jan 6, 2013 9:04:07 GMT -5 unclejesse said:

Jan 6, 2013 9:02:13 GMT -5 helicase said:

Ugh, so embarrassing. I've had a poo that was too large to flush. So, after wrapping my hand in toilet paper, I (ew ew ew) broke it up into smaller pieces so it would flush.

You are braver than me. I went outside and got a stick to break it up, lol.

I wasn't at home, so I couldn't let it chill in the toilet while I stepped outside for a break-up tool.

[imimahoney]

Yep. This is so gross but pre Ari I had a bad constipated problem. Sometimes it would get stuck and needed some help to get out of my butt hole.

See, I told you it was gross.

[kdrake8]

We all know my answer.

[hass2001]

Jan 6, 2013 9:22:12 GMT -5 imimahoney said:

Yep. This is so gross but pre Ari I had a bad constipated problem. Sometimes it would get stuck and needed some help to get out of my butt hole.

See, I told you it was gross.

This exactly!

[fusion]

Jan 6, 2013 9:22:12 GMT -5 imimahoney said:

Yep. This is so gross but pre Ari I had a bad constipated problem. Sometimes it would get stuck and needed some help to get out of my butt hole.

See, I told you it was gross.

I had to do this after I had my son and didn't go for over a week. That experience was waaaay worse than the c-section.

[spaghetticat]

Jan 6, 2013 9:01:33 GMT -5 mala said:

I was getting a crown on my back tooth and the tech dropped it while checking the fit. It hit the back of my mouth and I swollowed out of reflex. I had to find it so I could take it back (washed and in a ziploc bag). They made me a new crown and destroyed the one I swollowed.

Why did they make you give it back?!

[mala]

Jan 6, 2013 19:18:14 GMT -5 spaghetticat said:

Jan 6, 2013 9:01:33 GMT -5 mala said:

I was getting a crown on my back tooth and the tech dropped it while checking the fit. It hit the back of my mouth and I swollowed out of reflex. I had to find it so I could take it back (washed and in a ziploc bag). They made me a new crown and destroyed the one I swollowed.

Why did they make you give it back?!

So they could ship it back to the lab and it could be written off as accidental so the lab wouldn't charge for the new one.

[Deleted]

Jan 6, 2013 9:22:12 GMT -5 imimahoney said:

Yep. This is so gross but pre Ari I had a bad constipated problem. Sometimes it would get stuck and needed some help to get out of my butt hole.

See, I told you it was gross.

I had to do this once too. It was awful. And I've had to do with Laney a few times now- she has pretty bad constipation issues

[spaghetticat]

Jan 6, 2013 19:34:53 GMT -5 mala said:

Jan 6, 2013 19:18:14 GMT -5 spaghetticat said:

Why did they make you give it back?!

So they could ship it back to the lab and it could be written off as accidental so the lab wouldn't charge for the new one.

I'm just having images of them using it an unsuspecting person's mouth.

But for the record, I think it's ridiculous that you had to do that because they screwed up.

[mala]

Jan 6, 2013 19:49:35 GMT -5 spaghetticat said:

Jan 6, 2013 19:34:53 GMT -5 mala said:

So they could ship it back to the lab and it could be written off as accidental so the lab wouldn't charge for the new one.

I'm just having images of them using it an unsuspecting person's mouth.

But for the record, I think it's ridiculous that you had to do that because they screwed up.

They're custom fit so its not like you can just use them for someone else. And I like my dentist so I did it, but yes, it was their error. The poor tech was so freaked out and apologetic I felt so bad for her.

[mamasaurus]

Not with my hand or fingers, but I've touched it with instruments on purpose to get it into a specimen collection container.

[Deleted]

Jan 6, 2013 14:23:46 GMT -5 hass2001 said:

Jan 6, 2013 9:22:12 GMT -5 imimahoney said:

Yep. This is so gross but pre Ari I had a bad constipated problem. Sometimes it would get stuck and needed some help to get out of my butt hole.

See, I told you it was gross.

This exactly!

X2..... Multiple times.