Being "regular"

[alzi]

i miss being regular.

[rex]

At least you're regularly not regular?

[Deleted]

I'm regular.

Like on-the-dot.

[Bonita]

Jan 8, 2013 19:31:54 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I'm regular.

Like on-the-dot.

Me too

[luckyval]

Jan 8, 2013 19:31:07 GMT -5 rex said:

At least you're regularly not regular?

Rex makes a good point. I can always count on irregularity

[DaisyCakes]

Jan 8, 2013 19:29:51 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

I'm not.
Never been.
Every 2-3 days since I was a kid.
I've heard this is unhealthy.

I'm just like you. I guess being regularly unregular is okay?

[Deleted]

I seriously cannot imagine not pooping daily.

[verycontrary247]

I used to be. I need to get my eating habits back in order.

[Deleted]

Jan 8, 2013 19:29:51 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

I'm not.
Never been.
Every 2-3 days since I was a kid.
I've heard this is unhealthy.

I was the same! My doctor put me on amitiza and I feel less bloated!

[pantsparty]

I'm 2-3 days, too. It's been this way forever. Occasionally I get more regular but then it goes away.

[midnightrae]

I have IBS(alternating), so I'm not regular.

[shostakovich]

Jan 8, 2013 19:35:07 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I seriously cannot imagine not pooping daily.

Same. On very rare occasions (mostly during travel/stressful times), I've gone almost a whole day, and it made me SO miserable.

[Deleted]

I haven't pooped in 5 days

[Deleted]

Perhaps this is normal.

Perhaps we just all have different shitting schedules.

[Deleted]

Jan 8, 2013 19:55:47 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I haven't pooped in 5 days

Ok, that can't be normal, can it?

[midnightrae]

Have you tried eating an apple today? That might help.

[Deleted]

Jan 8, 2013 19:56:21 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Jan 8, 2013 19:55:47 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I haven't pooped in 5 days

Ok, that can't be normal, can it?

I think it's my prenatals doing it. I've never been an every day pooper, but this is bizarre even for me.

[bab]

Jan 8, 2013 19:55:47 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I haven't pooped in 5 days

Frosted mini wheats.

Get some now!

[hisno1girl]

I don't go every day either.

As long as you don't have any problems going, your schedule is what your body needs.

I get no satisfaction from pooping. None. I HATE it when I have to go first thing in the morning. It ruins my whole day. I have to wait until after noon and then I have to get the timing right or I'll miss my window and have to wait until later that night.

[Bonita]

It's not all that great for you...I am with miso, I cannot imagine not going daily.

It's a pretty gross thought, but you can carry something crazy like up to 10lbs. of poo in your intestines +o(

[Deleted]

Jan 8, 2013 19:57:59 GMT -5 bab said:

Jan 8, 2013 19:55:47 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

I haven't pooped in 5 days

Frosted mini wheats.

Get some now!

I will try this!

[fuckstick]

I am irregularly regular.

Traveling makes me not poop for a few days. And then it plays catch up :x

[midnightrae]

Jan 8, 2013 19:59:26 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Jan 8, 2013 19:57:59 GMT -5 bab said:

Frosted mini wheats.

Get some now!

I will try this!

And an apple. And some jelly beans.Those should help too.

[mamasaurus]

[Deleted]

I wake up, brush my teeth, take a dump, and shower every morning.

I love the post-pooping feeling, and I love showering right after.

I feel all bright and shiny.

[Doc_Lobster]

You could set your watch by my colon.

[pantsparty]

Jan 8, 2013 20:00:43 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Jan 8, 2013 19:58:31 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

I don't go every day either.

As long as you don't have any problems going, your schedule is what your body needs.

I get no satisfaction from pooping. None. I HATE it when I have to go first thing in the morning. It ruins my whole day. I have to wait until after noon and then I have to get the timing right or I'll miss my window and have to wait until later that night.

What? Why do you have to wait til the afternoon? What is this nonsense?

How do people hold their poop for so long?

For the irregulars, it's not really a choice. I'm not holding anything! It doesn't want to come out!

hisno, I need more information on how pooping ruins your whole day. I feel much better after I poop! I thought everyone did.

[Deleted]

I feel like if you are regularly irregular, you're not actually irregular.

That schedule is your schedule.

[joenali]

Always in the morning. Sometimes I have to poop like three times in a row in the morning. Is that normal?

[hisno1girl]

Jan 8, 2013 20:00:43 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Jan 8, 2013 19:58:31 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

I don't go every day either.

As long as you don't have any problems going, your schedule is what your body needs.

I get no satisfaction from pooping. None. I HATE it when I have to go first thing in the morning. It ruins my whole day. I have to wait until after noon and then I have to get the timing right or I'll miss my window and have to wait until later that night.

What? Why do you have to wait til the afternoon? What is this nonsense?

How do people hold their poop for so long?

I have to wait because that's just what my body does when I miss my window of opportunity.

I used to never pee at work when the bathroom filth got out of hand. I had about two years of not peeing between 8:30 and 5:00 every day. There was no privacy and the bathroom was completely gross.