Call CPS.

[kdrake8]

Send 'em to Pittsburgh

I've got a baby asleep in the car and I'm just sitting in here.

Seriously though? Wish i had some snacks right now....

[bebeetmoi]

This is amazingly wonderful!

[mala]

yeah, you missed the drama tamb

[mala]

tamb: pandce.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=april2012bmb&thread=116262&page=1

[kdrake8]

Tamb - Lauranicoles BIL (? I think) flamed her on FB telling her she was a terrible mom and no one does this. He said they were going to die from the fumes too, although she said she sits outside, not in a garage.

[Deleted]

OMG!!!!1 Not you Kdrake?! How ddddaaaaarrrrreeeee youuuuuu.

Lol. Note to self... put snacks and a book in truck for when Wy naps.

[dojo]

Go to the drive through, unless there is a long line, in which case you are idling and also a carbon monoxide murderer.

Cute blouse!

[creamsiclechica]

Why are you soooooooooo cute?!?!?! Drive through for reals. Get on that.

[Deleted]

Oh my God.....

[raynes]

I was going to do this today, but I had to pee. Stupid bladder keeping me from being a terrible parent.

[thedahliharpa]

I love this photo.

[The Foozzler]

When I called CPS to report you, I couldn't hear their response over them laughing at my stupidity.

[kdrake8]

Jan 11, 2013 13:59:48 GMT -5 raynes said:

I was going to do this today, but I had to pee. Stupid bladder keeping me from being a terrible parent.

AAAAAHAHAHAHA!! Raynes!! Want another FFFC?!?!

Over Christmas break, Mila fell asleep in the car like this. I had been drinking a giant panera iced tea. I had the empty tea cup.

I had to pee. so. bad. I pulled down my pants and peed into the cup IN THE FRONT SEAT OF MY CAR!! Parked in my driveway!

Even worse: I live in a town home community.

Awesome fact: I had perfect aim and did not get it anywhere but in the cup!


Also.. Now I feel like you all will probably think I am the most disgusting human EVAR, but I promise I'm not!!!

[kdrake8]

Jan 11, 2013 13:49:03 GMT -5 @smudgee said:

OMG!!!!1 Not you Kdrake?! How ddddaaaaarrrrreeeee youuuuuu.

Lol. Note to self... put snacks and a book in truck for when Wy naps.

Smudgee - at first glance I read this as "put snacks in my boobs" and I super loved it.

[kdrake8]

Girls i should totally drive thru except I think the speaker voice would wake her?

And now I am craving CFL. I want nuggets and a peppermint chocolate chip milkshake. Do they still have those or is that over?!? Also the nearest CFL is a good half hour away.

And thank you, dojo and cream <3 <3

[tuck]

I'm impressed at your peeing in the car skills.

[laurack]

Jan 11, 2013 14:19:26 GMT -5 kdrake8 said:

Also.. Now I feel like you all will probably think I am the most disgusting awesome human EVAR

:Y:

[ruby412]

Wow, those are some awesome peeing skills! Just when I think I "know" you, you continue to impress me with your potty antics.

[kdrake8]

Jan 11, 2013 15:46:24 GMT -5 laurack said:

Jan 11, 2013 14:19:26 GMT -5 kdrake8 said:

Also.. Now I feel like you all will probably think I am the most disgusting awesome human EVAR

Laurack at first I was like.....

Then I saw your addition and I was like :-O

[lauranicole91]

First off, you are lookin so cute!! Hot mama.

Also I am in awe over your peeing skills. I've definitely looked at empty cups in my car in the past and wondered if I could pull it off. I always decided against it. Haha.

[charlielove]

You're so cute. Love the blouse. Even if I did just report this to CPS.

[Deleted]

And to think I had skipped over this gem of a post!

I'm such a dribbley peer. There is no way I could pull that off!

[orriskitten]

I love you and your peeing skills and your horrible, lazy, damaging your child for life parenting choices

[browneyedhunni85]

Yells "CARBON MONOXIDE"!

[kdrake8]

Hahaha I love you guys so much. If I didnt have you, I wouldn't know what a shoddy parent I am, and I'd share none of these stories.