Best Quote of the Weekend

[twotrue]

I know all of your kids say funny things. Or we hear ridiculous things when out and about. So use this space to share something that made you smile.

[eratmama]

Me to Carrot while at the Children's Museum : if you are going to dance, dance on the dance floor or dance on the pole.

I swear it was good redirection, in context.

[2brides]

We've had a lot of iterations of "It isn't appropriate (to fart) on your brother."

when I went to get Carter out of the tub, he had the chain to the tub stopper wrapped around his penis, which caused me to say, "Please take that chain off of your penis. It is never okay to wrap something around it. It could hurt your penis." :-|

[twotrue]

Jan 14, 2013 11:07:37 GMT -5 2brides said:

We've had a lot of iterations of "It isn't appropriate (to fart) on your brother."

when I went to get Carter out of the tub, he had the chain to the tub stopper wrapped around his penis, which caused me to say, "Please take that chain off of your penis. It is never okay to wrap something around it. It could hurt your penis."

/DEAD

[2brides]

Jan 14, 2013 11:43:57 GMT -5 twotrue said:

Jan 14, 2013 11:07:37 GMT -5 2brides said:

We've had a lot of iterations of "It isn't appropriate (to fart) on your brother."

when I went to get Carter out of the tub, he had the chain to the tub stopper wrapped around his penis, which caused me to say, "Please take that chain off of your penis. It is never okay to wrap something around it. It could hurt your penis."

/DEAD

I know you are hoping these 2 are boys so you too can have this conversations. ;D

[twotrue]

Scene: I'm driving, K in passenger and JB in the back.

K and I talking about god only knows what...

K to JB: JB, just because you sleep with someone doesn't mean you have to marry them. I know your mama 1 thinks otherwise.

Me: ::eyeroll::

JB to Me: Mama, what's she saying?

[never2amazing]

I was dressing Little Man and he didn't want to put on his pull-up. I said, "C'mon son, we need to put your wee-wee in its house." To which he replied, "No, I don't want to, I want to hug my wee-wee."

[rikkiandjulie]

Lol


Rikki-iPhone

[2brides]

Jan 14, 2013 13:11:21 GMT -5 never2amazing said:

I was dressing Little Man and he didn't want to put on his pull-up. I said, "C'mon son, we need to put your wee-wee in its house." To which he replied, "No, I don't want to, I want to hug my wee-wee."

I see the obsession in your house is alive and well too!

[hensmum]

Jan 14, 2013 11:07:37 GMT -5 2brides said:

when I went to get Carter out of the tub, he had the chain to the tub stopper wrapped around his penis, which caused me to say, "Please take that chain off of your penis. It is never okay to wrap something around it. It could hurt your penis.

I can't tell you how many times at/after bath I've had to say, "No toys on your penis" to which I always follow up, under my breath - "until you're 18, and then, I don't want to know about it."

[ct]

OMG with the penis - and its ALWAYS in the bath!

[hlke]

Jan 14, 2013 14:10:47 GMT -5 hensmum said:

Jan 14, 2013 11:07:37 GMT -5 2brides said:

when I went to get Carter out of the tub, he had the chain to the tub stopper wrapped around his penis, which caused me to say, "Please take that chain off of your penis. It is never okay to wrap something around it. It could hurt your penis.

I can't tell you how many times at/after bath I've had to say, "No toys on your penis" to which I always follow up, under my breath - "until you're 18, and then, I don't want to know about it."

Hahaha, I'll admit this "exception" was the first thing I thought of.

[2brides]

yea, when Carter had the chain around his penis, the first thing I thought was, "maybe one day you'll like that...but I don't want to know about it."

[hlke]

All of my quotes from this weekend are inappropriate. Let's just say at home ICI is harder than IVI/turkey baster and that health policy researchers don't share as many skills with an RE as I might have hoped.