The new girl

[jen812]

The 2nd new girl started at work today. The first one was a loony bin, but that's a different story. #2 seems like plane Jane normal in comparison. If anything... She's ummm.... Interesting.

1. She drives a pink Cadillac. I don't work for Mary Kay.
2. She has 3 rabbits who have free range of her house, but they chew wires. I suggested that maybe she should do something about the wires. Her response was that's how they learn.
3. She has the LOUDEST laugh

In case you're curious about #1
1. She was Super religious. So much so that she handed out literature at work.
2. She told me she did a courthouse marriage, but hasn't been married in a church, under the eyes of God, therefore she does not wear her ring, consider herself married or tell people she's married (except for me I guess).
3. She worked at my company for 2 weeks & didn't show up more than she did.
4. Everyday she would write on her whiteboard her goals. Her last one read: intelligence, compassion & wisdom.

Why can't they hire someone normal??

[sara76]

Funny! #1 sounds ok if it weren't for the rabbit. I had a rabbit, they don't learn. #2 just no. Omg I'm so thankful I don't work closely with people who hand out pamphlets.

[amellis2]

Jeez, I thought I was weird (being the office vegan does that )

Good to know I am normal!

[moonstone523]

This cracks me up. 
The new girl sounds like a piece of work too.

[cop]

Eww, does the new new girl let her rabbits free range poop and pee in her house too?  My roommate in college had a rabbit and let it roam freely while I was out of town.  I came home to my futon mattress being soak in pee and covered in rabbit pellets.  So gross.

[jen812]

Today, New girl laid out catalogs in the break room for a jewelry party with a note attached that said no pressure. What's up with these girls & their brochures?