XP: Babycenter Amazingness

[halfpint]

And you thought The Bump got all the crazies!  This is not even baby-related.  

Probably MUD, but funny stuff.  Watch out for the photographic evidence a few pages in!  

community.babycenter.com/post/a39356788/dml_holes_in_sheets  

[smiley]

seriously?! I only read the first few pages then skipped to the picture... WTF is going on in that house?!

[dr.girlfriend]

Thank you for ruining It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown for me FOREVER.

[KaraOrNot]

[orchideous]

Shit like this makes me feel really secure in my marriage. :Y:

[ijack]

There isn't a smilie appropriate for this.

[cjeanette]

Jan 21, 2013 17:50:55 GMT -5 ijack said:

There isn't a smilie appropriate for this.

 he's peeking through the sheet.

[ijack]

LMAO cj!!!

[Deleted]

this is so weird.

does he like the friction?
does he have HPV or some other STD that he could give her with skin-to-skin contact?
does he not want to look at her labia?

I NEED TO KNOW.

[Deleted]

Wow. I can't even come up with a response. It takes a special person to come up with MUD like that.

[Deleted]

Isn't it a pretty common urban legend that Orthodox Jews do that? That's probably what the MUD is based on.

Having heard that rumor many times before, I don't find the MUD That outrageous.

[hippygirl]

Two thumbs up! I learn the best things on MM.

[greencrayon]

I honestly don't think it's MUD. I wish she had just said no the first time. I don't know how far you guys have gotten in the post, but she said he can't perform without it. I think it's just a weird fetish.

[vanillacourage]

I will never complain about the new PB format again.

[Deleted]

I didn't read the whole thread. I know there are sects of the Amish that are this way. They believe that if there is skin contact it will lead to lust, which would be wrong. Sex is for procreation only.

[Deleted]

Jan 22, 2013 9:58:23 GMT -5 @beagle said:

Jan 22, 2013 9:56:23 GMT -5 @iheartcosmos said:

Not "urban legend"

I've heard that as well, but my cousins are Modern Orthodox and don't do that (as far as I know). But there are some very conservative sects of Orthodoxy that could.

sorry, i deleted bc it posted before I got to finish what I was writing. I have family members who are Orthodox and they also don't do it.  But again, they aren't extremely religious like Hasidic, so that I don't know.  

[ijack]

Beagle, I need you to ask them if they do or not.

[Deleted]

FWIW, snopes says it is an urban legend: www.snopes.com/religion/sheet.asp

[agnes]

It's gotta be MUD. I've always heard it was a Mormon thing to do. But never took it seriously.

I wonder if my SIL has seen this thread. She posts on BabyCenter and usually tells me about the crazies.

Also, that formatting is HORRIBLE. the.worst.ever.

[Deleted]

I agree its urban legend, hence why I deleted my comment when it posted too quickly, but beagle was too quick to quote it

[awkwardpenguin]

I'm ruling this very committed MUD.


 

I just use regular scissors to cut the holes, but recently I've thought about using my pattern-edged scrapbooking scissors to make the edges a little more nice looking, you know?

[benitabutrell]

Maybe he's a never nude?

[greencrayon]

Jan 22, 2013 19:58:02 GMT -5 benitabutrell said:

Maybe he's a never nude?

Haha! I love you! 

[aspentosh]

Jan 22, 2013 17:53:54 GMT -5 awkwardpenguin said:

I'm ruling this very committed MUD.


 

I just use regular scissors to cut the holes, but recently I've thought about using my pattern-edged scrapbooking scissors to make the edges a little more nice looking, you know?

I'm with you.

[greencrayon]

Jan 22, 2013 17:53:54 GMT -5 awkwardpenguin said:

I'm ruling this very committed MUD.


 

I just use regular scissors to cut the holes, but recently I've thought about using my pattern-edged scrapbooking scissors to make the edges a little more nice looking, you know?

A few posts down she said she was joking because she was so exasperated.

[Raggedeannie]

Favorite: "Sometimes my husband leaves his boxers on and just uses the easy access hole. Now I'm worried. Is this a slippery slop?"


Also, who the hell are the 55 people who voted that Yes, this is normal behavior???