Heard in our house this weekend:

[eratmama]

All said by 5 yo carrot:

Why is our judge a man? I want our judge to be a woman.

I wish there were beaches just for men and beaches for women, then we could take our vikini (yes, vikini) tops off

I am going to do more chores. I want to get big muscles so I can help the kids in my class. Like when Mabel needs help opening her thermos

This is Brandi Carlisle singing? Yeeesssss! I love her. She is pretty

[twotrue]

So cute! Most of what DD said this weekend wasn't all that cute or nice. I got a lot of "Me mean to mama 1. Me not mean to mama 2." She would often switch which mama she was "mean" to. I think she means 'mad' but says 'mean'. It's sorta cute when she's trying to be grumpy.

[2brides]

"What the hell?" - said by Carter 2x this weekend. Granted, he used it in context, but it isn't quite the language we expect from a 6y old. Needless to say he lost his electronics.

And then there was excessive whining about why I was making them watching the inauguration, why I would buy them another app even though it was free, making them take a bath...none of it cute or endearing. 

[eratmama]

The collection of comments made us wink and wonder if she will be posting on this board one day

[awkwardpenguin]

Jan 22, 2013 14:22:21 GMT -5 eratmama said:

All said by 5 yo carrot:

Why is our judge a man? I want our judge to be a woman.

I wish there were beaches just for men and beaches for women, then we could take our vikini (yes, vikini) tops off

I am going to do more chores. I want to get big muscles so I can help the kids in my class. Like when Mabel needs help opening her thermos

This is Brandi Carlisle singing? Yeeesssss! I love her. She is pretty

HAHAHAHA.  These are great, and yes, I do see the common theme. 

[hensmum]

Henry has started saying "okie dokie artichokie" omg!

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Jan 24, 2013 9:39:17 GMT -5 hensmum said:

Henry has started saying "okie dokie artichokie" omg!

This made my smile, adorable.

[2brides]

This morning:

C: Gray, you're pregnant.
G: No. I am not.
C: Well, you will be when you are 46 and a half.
Me: No. Boys can't get pregnant. Neither of you will ever be pregnant.
G: Well, that is a relief. Hey mom, what does pregnant mean anyway?
Me: When a women is growing a baby in her body.
G: Was I in your body or in Moms? *insert - we've been over this for years*
Me: You were both in my body - at the same time.
G: Oh man. Humph. I really didn't want to be in you. I wanted to be in Mom.
Me: Yea, well....
C: Gray, your pregnant..
Me: sigh....

[twotrue]

Jan 24, 2013 10:15:23 GMT -5 2brides said:

This morning:

C: Gray, you're pregnant.
G: No. I am not.
C: Well, you will be when you are 46 and a half.
Me: No. Boys can't get pregnant. Neither of you will ever be pregnant.
G: Well, that is a relief. Hey mom, what does pregnant mean anyway?
Me: When a women is growing a baby in her body.
G: Was I in your body or in Moms? *insert - we've been over this for years*
Me: You were both in my body - at the same time.
G: Oh man. Humph. I really didn't want to be in you. I wanted to be in Mom.
Me: Yea, well....
C: Gray, your pregnant..
Me: sigh....

lol!