I will start. I peed in my yard today. After making five trips back and forth to get the kids all set up outside (the toddler in his kiddie pool and the baby in the shade with a fan), I realized I really had to pee. At that point DS one was already soaking wet and the baby was asleep in his portable swing. It would have been a fifteen minute production with the toddler crying because I made him come in, to use the bathroom. I have a six foot privacy fence if that makes it any better.
I laughed out loud at one of the daycare ladies today when she called to tell me that my daughter bit her tongue, cried for five minutes and asked for her pacifier. I really want to tell them that they don't need to call unless she needs to be picked up or is headed for the hospital. Otherwise an incident report at the end of the day is enough.
Post by zeewifeandmama on May 31, 2012 12:46:11 GMT -5
Me and my toddler are going to have Taco Bell for lunch because I was a crap planner for today and its one of the only drive thru's we can actually eat at. Whatevs...its 10:45 and I'm already over today....
Not a Mom, not even TTC yet, but here I am on MM Moms. I'm a planner.
And then I read the lying liars post, and now I'm scared of pregnancy.
It is not necessarily bad. I really loved being pregnant, and getting to be pregnant again is actually one of the "pros" for me as we debate whether to have a third child.
I fully realize that pregnancy sucks a lot for many people, but you could get lucky. Plus, the chances of you having a really, really awful pregnancy are probably pretty low. I think a small percentage of people love it and a small percentage of people find it almost intolerable, but most people seem to fall somewhere in the middle.
My belly button looks like an uncircumcised penis.
I lied to my cousin because I didn't want to take her used breast pump. I told her our insurance would cover it. It doesn't.
We have three different varieties of chocolate ice cream in our freezer right now and I'm okay with that. (Chocolate peanut butter, chocolate cookies n' cream, and homemade brownie batter.)
I laughed out loud at one of the daycare ladies today when she called to tell me that my daughter bit her tongue, cried for five minutes and asked for her pacifier. I really want to tell them that they don't need to call unless she needs to be picked up or is headed for the hospital. Otherwise an incident report at the end of the day is enough.
I told our DC this. I don't need to know that they fell onto a toy and have a small bruise on their nose at 2 pm. I told the head teacher there's no need to call unless they need to be picked up or have a broken bone, lol.
I had to do this because with two boys I was getting called 2-3 times a day.
My belly button looks like an uncircumcised penis.
When E was born she came out so quickly that her belly button was longer than a newborn uncircumcised penis. It was freaky. For a while they thought she made need hernia surgery.
I kinda want to stop answering the phone and lay low on facebook for the next couple days just to see how many people freak out. The sheer # of daily phonecalls and FB messages we've gotten this week is incredible.
We're TTC in July, but I'm here, both freaking myself out and getting a lot of good info.
Hopping on this train. I think we will start TTC around September.
Glad to know I'm not alone. We are planning on TTC before the end of the summer. I tend to be an over-researcher and need to know every possible bad thing that can happen beforehand, and I wish I was more like some of my friends who were so easy breezy about kids.
Not a Mom, not even TTC yet, but here I am on MM Moms. I'm a planner.
And then I read the lying liars post, and now I'm scared of pregnancy.
It's not really that bad. You have to remember that when things are going well there is no reason to post about it. Plus you're not going to have every horrible thing happen. I have heartburn but no stretchmarks, hip pain at night but didnt have to start getting up to pee at night until I was 36 weeks (and even now it's only once), sex kinda blows because I feel like a whale and can't move but I can still somehow wear almost all of my pre-pg clothes (even pants!). So you take the good with the bad
I've spent all afternoon on GBCN and my BMB on my iPhone from work. We cancelled our weekly staff meeting because everyone was so slammed, and I haven't gotten a damn thing done because I'm fucking around on my phone.
I miss alcohol. I keep telling myself "22 more weeks!" ::: wimper::: I just want a huckleberry vodka lemonade.
Post by Willis Jackson on May 31, 2012 16:46:00 GMT -5
DS has been on his worst behavior this week, except for yesterday randomly. He was in rare form today and didn't take a nap so he was basically a rabid animal. I texted DH, "Can I take the night off?" and he said sure so here I am at Starbucks, drinking an iced latte and eating a mini donut. Thank god for my wonderful husband.
DS has been on his worst behavior this week, except for yesterday randomly. He was in rare form today and didn't take a nap so he was basically a rabid animal. I texted DH, "Can I take the night off?" and he said sure so here I am at Starbucks, drinking an iced latte and eating a mini donut. Thank god for my wonderful husband.
awesome. I'm going to a movie later with my sister and I can not wait.
Post by hannamarin on May 31, 2012 17:51:34 GMT -5
I gave my baby my blackberry to chew on so she would stop crying at my eye appt i wipedit with ababy wipe first. Now it has sticky bits of baby mum mum onit (the first bribe)