Crazy gross story I forgot to tell you

[papie]

I am on the board of our daycare and we had a meeting last night.  Our daycare has two buildings, in the same city but different neighborhoods.  So the other building got a new cook about a month ago.  He kinda sucked, as in the food wasn't so good, and he was a bit lazy and annoying, but they were still keeping him temporarely and seeing where it goes. 

One day, he made meatloaf and one teacher was raving about how good it was and how the kids ate it all.  Another teacher (V, who is also a board member) went to get her lunch around 1 in the kitchen and she saw that his pants looked stained.  And there was a towel on his chair, and he was wearing gloves, which was unusual for him. 

V went to find F, the general manager.  F is a very proper 60yo lady, but with incredible drive and a strong personality.  F goes in the kitchen, and sees that his pants are completely covered in shit. Like, is is leaking through down his legs. 

So she shouts "M, WTF is in your pants???"

M:" I had an accident"
F:"WTF kind of accident? And why are you still here?"
M:"I am wearing gloves"
F:" What kind of moron decides to just put on gloves AND KEEP WORKING?  GTFO AND GO HOME.  NOW."

F goes to sit back in her office and thinks "We need a new cook next week".  Then "WTF am I thinking, we need a new cook TOMORROW". 

That was on a wednesday.  F cooked herself thursday and friday (for 70 kids plus 15 teachers, lol), and they got a new cook monday. 

This was two weeks ago, and thankfully no stomach flu outbreak.  I was literally crying from laughter as F was telling the story and mimicking and everything.  Especially considering everyone who didn't know LOVED the meatloaf.

The end.  Maybe you had to be there.  But seriously, my jaw is still on the floor somewhere. 

(I wonder if I should DD because it is obviously confidential info.  But you guys don't know our daycare, do you?)

[shostakovich]

(puke)x 5,000,000

[Deleted]

I think I just threw up...

[VillainV]

Wait, so he shat himself and kept on cooking? Holy hell.

[bcv513]

I will NEVER eat meatloaf again

Actually, this might be a good diet trick. Could you come up with a story for ice cream and chocolate?

[mrsjuleshs]

He has GOT to be mentally disturbed to even for 1 second think this was ok. Glad they did see it and get rid of him before there was an outbreak of any sort.

[firedancer49]

OMG.

[Deleted]

EW!! Glad you guys got rid of him!

[textbookcase]

OMG, wtf?

[pedanticwench]

Is this person mentally ill?

[papie]

Jan 23, 2013 15:05:28 GMT -5 pedanticwench said:

Is this person mentally ill?

Maybe, but it wasn't mentionned, so if he is, nobody knew that. 

I was just glad it wasn't at OUR building. 

[ering1115]

So gross but kind of funny since no one got sick. It sounds like something out of a Van Wilder-esque movie.

Some drunk ass pooped in my dishwasher at a party in college. I still think it is one of the funniest stories ever.

[rex]

This made me think of the shit pie from The Help.

[Deleted]

Oh god.

[glassofsyrah]

Holy shit.

[spk926]

Gross.

[fuckyourcouch]

[pursemeatballs]

Jan 23, 2013 14:27:50 GMT -5 @sloanpeterson said:

I think I just threw up...

OMG. This. Ewww. Attachment Deleted

[eddy]

I think I might feel sorry for him. I mean only someone who isn't mentally all there, or desperately needs the money, or something extreme would do that. Poor guy and poor school.

[papie]

Jan 23, 2013 19:38:46 GMT -5 eddy said:

now I feel like as asshole for laughing

[sawyerthedestroyer]