FMLs

[mrs.jacinthe]

I made awesome crockpot butternut squash soup yesterday.  It made 6 servings.  We ate two for dinner, two went in the freezer, and the other two were lunch today.

Except that i just freaking spilled orange squash soup all over my white sweater and so no yummy squash soup for me for lunch.  Argggggh.

FML.  For serious.

[emoflamingo]

Oops.

I shook my fruit punch once.. without the lid. I was wearing white. I'm surprised it hasn't happened today. (now it will.)

[thewop]

This would have been a good post for me yesterday. My car would not drive forward. It was in drive, but the wheels would not turn forward. Reverse was just fine. Forward, no dice. No lights on the dash or anything. Strangest thing. It finally worked, but I drove it straight to H's work so we could switch cars. Which wasn't any better because we had 3 days of non-stop snow and his care isn't 4WD like mine (I'm spoiled) and it doesn't have ABS or traction control. Sounds awesome in a snow storm doesn't it. NOPE. And the H couldn't find anything wrong with my car. He said maybe there was snow/ice/salt in a wheel sensor. Sweet.

[thewop]

Update from my car FML....the check engine light came on when I was coming home from the gym. F*cking awesome. The H has my car again today, and I'm driving his and of course it's supposed to blizzard again. FML.