H has lost his mind

[themysteriouswife]

H- "I'm hungry."
Me- "Go eat."
H- "I thought you would cook breakfast."

He still has not ate. At this rate he won't. A is in bed and I am not cooking his breakfast. He must have me confused with a short order cook. When she gets up, I will make her and me a bowl of Cheerios and strawberries. I think he is delusional.

[themysteriouswife]

The conversation happened at 745

[themysteriouswife]

He's got Allie in on it now! She just said "it's gonna be lunch time before we eat breatfest" They are going to kill me today.

ETA: I should say they are doing this in a joking manor. I am still not budging. I am not cooking today.

[kelle017]

I hate when people gang up on me. I can't deal with the pressure and usually give in. Be strong!

[themysteriouswife]

I gave in. Allie gave me the Puss face. This look

[gogadgetgo]

I hope you pulled the same stunt at lunch

DH does this all the time when he gets home late after work and we've eaten and he wants food. Heat up your own damn leftovers.

[statlerwaldorf]

You should do the same thing to him tomorrow morning.