Oh Selfie

[karinothing]

Well, I guess the CD weren't so evil because her baby still isn't rolling in disposables (although apparently she can crawl at 4 months, and I thought DS was early at 5.5 months!).

Also, man that baby has chunky legs. I admit to finding them adorable.

[bunch]

That a day in the life post enraged me. No wonder your kid is so neurotic. Set her down and let her have 5 minutes to herself!

[karinothing]

Ha ha. I kind of agree with that. It seemed like she was just always trying to get her kid to nap.

[bunch]

Ok, just read that post. What a super advanced baby! Gag.

[bunch]

Pre baby blog dot com

I don't link anymore bc I'm almost positive she follows traffic. A lot.

[karinothing]

No, her mom is just visiting (I think she MAY still live in Russia). She is going back this month I believe.

[ssmjlm]

Her mom has gone back to Russia. So it's just mail order bride and her creep husband.

[karinothing]

Ha, I actually liked the nursery! But I may have a small obsession with the color purple.

[Willis Jackson]

Jun 1, 2012 7:06:05 GMT -5 bunch said:

That a day in the life post enraged me. No wonder your kid is so neurotic. Set her down and let her have 5 minutes to herself!

I know!

I also hated her Mother's Day post. "My mom does everything wrong and destroyed her marriage but she's the best mom ever! Kisses!!!!" I hate when bloggers passive aggressively insult their loved ones.

[ijack]

1. It's not crawling if she can't do it without someone helping her.
2. She looks like her dad

[countthestars]

That woman is a nutjob.

[statlerwaldorf]

Jun 1, 2012 7:39:08 GMT -5 @barefootbarista said:

1) little babies can get away with being left alone for 10-15 min at a time. Put them on the mat, time to gBcn for a while. Or the bouncy seat. They will chill and just observe. You dont have to feel guilty for not constantly trying to stimulate them.

DD needed time to herself during the day as long as I stayed where she could see me. If she didn't get it, she would get overstimulated, cranky, and have trouble sleeping. There needs to be a balance.

[oregonpachey]

Jun 1, 2012 11:57:49 GMT -5 @246baje said:

Jun 1, 2012 7:08:10 GMT -5 karinothing said:

Ha ha. I kind of agree with that. It seemed like she was just always trying to get her kid to nap.

I haven't read the latest post but she said in a previous post that her daughter needs to nap every hour. I was like "huh? How does that even work?"

When DS#1 was a baby, he was on a 2 hour schedule and it SUCKED! He was up for 90 minutes and then down for a nap for 30. This lasted for almost 13 months. Part of this was his severe reflux and he couldn't take more than about 2-3 ounces of milk at a time so he was constantly hungry.

I admit to reading her blog. I am starting to roll my eyes at how "advanced" her baby is.

Shit, my almost 5 month old can't roll over consistenly yet. Oh noes! It must be those awful cloth diapers!

[baconista]

It has been a long time since I checked in on selfie. In a lot of ways, she is like all new parents who is just proud of her baby even when the baby is clearly *gasp* normal.

I don't mind the nursery, but what is up with the bows on the crib. They are fug.

[Deleted]

Jun 1, 2012 17:06:31 GMT -5 jenny1980 said:

Her daughter can "crawl" if someone is pushing on her feet? What does that even mean? That you're scooting your kid around?

LMAO. Yeah, Vivi can fly if I support her belly and swing her around the room. LOL.

[Deleted]

I read that latest post and held back from leaving "PUT HER DOWN EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!" in the comments.

[pugz]

I think Selfie is the reason her baby is overstimulated!

[Ashley&Scott]

Jun 1, 2012 20:42:43 GMT -5 pugz said:

I think Selfie is the reason her baby is overstimulated!

Definitely, it doesn't seem like she ever gives the poor baby any peace.

Did anyone notice she has her phone in almost every pic.

Her baby seems huge even compared to M who's a few weeks older & on the high end of the growth charts. Maybe it's the angle or the zoom she's using.

M will push/scoot himself too if there's something behind his feet, he's been doing that since he was 3 weeks. It's not crawling.

[statlerwaldorf]

DD started the army crawl at 4 months and was crawling by 5 months. She was a late walker and talker though.