Teenagers suck

[panicked]

I was in Target today to pick up a birthday gift for a friend's child (I'm looking at you, BabyGotMack!). Two teenagers in shorty shorts and cropped shirts (Is this a trend again?!) were talking a little too loudly between themselves and I heard this-
Girl A [about my child]: OMG that little girl is SO cute!
Girl B: I want one!!!
Girl A: I do too, but if having a kid makes you look like THAT, I'll wait until I'm like way older.

Apparently, my appearance is teenage birth control. Awesome. I'm going to go gorge myself on cheap wine and oatmeal cookies.

[Glitter Tits]

Bitches! I would've been pissed. I probably would have said something like, "If you think I look bad fully clothed, you should see my fucked up vagina!"

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Dude. I would have used PP hormones as an excuse to beat their ass.

[panicked]

Jun 1, 2012 19:35:25 GMT -5 @tickledpickle said:

Dude. I would have used PP hormones as an excuse to beat their ass.

Eh, my kid is 21 months, so I don't think I could use that excuse. I just went the other way and tried not to cry. I hate people.

[casirdms]

that's just rude! I think I would go to the next aisle and cry

[EloiseWeenie]

I would have said to my daughter (loudly enough that they could overhear)- "Don't worry, I promise I'll never buy you hideous, cheap clothes that make you look like a whore."

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Jun 1, 2012 19:43:55 GMT -5 @casirdms said:

that's just rude! I think I would go to the next aisle and cry

I will use "I just had a baby" PP hormones as an excuse until forever.
I'm sorry kids are assholes.
I agree with the clothes like whores comment.

[statlerwaldorf]

What an asshole. Although I saw someone at the library wearing a cropped shirt and low rise shorts. I swear I saw her c-section scar. She wasn't even a teenager.

[panicked]

Jun 1, 2012 21:44:40 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

What an asshole. Although I saw someone at the library wearing a cropped shirt and low rise shorts. I swear I saw her c-section scar. She wasn't even a teenager.

::shudder::

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Shut up!! Of course in the moment you can never think of a good response.

[jjfiend]

Teenage girls are stupid. I once had the priveledge of seeing a couple of them comparing post baby bellies, and I told them "If a baby does that to your belly I never want to be a mom" (I was married pre-baby.) It works both ways.