I took the girls to the doctor for their annual

[OHMBLEEGOHHHHH!]

Kristen: 75th percentile for height and weight, as usual.
Cambria: 75th percentile for height, 15th for weight.

THIS BABY EATS MORE THAN ANY BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. Her teachers are stunned. I am stunned. She eats my whole house. I do not GET IT.