Sack of dicks. Dickballs. Cocksucker. Motherfucker. Dickface. Assface. - often H's name. Dickittude - used in reference to H's bad attitude. i.e., "I've had enough of your dickittude!"
Ken: Poopy. Another poopy day. I took #2 from every dumb-dumb in this mickey fickey neighborhood today. Thanks for asking dummyhead.
Kerri: I'm not taking any more of your fudging bull puckey, you cockeyed fellow! I took it from my screwy flick of a father and I'm not gonna take it from a poop who's too wienerless to fight for his own stinky job!