An Easter Bunny Story

[themysteriouswife]

Allie's third Easter, a piece of chocolate was dropped into the floor. No one saw it to clean it up.

Easter morning Allie got up to get her basket. She stepped in the chocolate. She swore up and down the Easter Bunny pooped in the floor. She thought it was the greatest shit ever. (Pun intended)

We still let the bunny poop in the house. Last year it was a tootsie roll. This year Allie wants to leave out a litter box or tell him to leave her stuff outside.

I think this year he might pee!

[gogadgetgo]

Lol. I had no idea the Easter bunny wasn't housebroken. The worst he did at our house was leave footprints everywhere.

[bugandbibs]

That is the best Easter tradition ever!!!

[biomaj5]

This is hilarious! But please tell me how the easter bunny is going to pee. Does he pee water or melted chocolate?

[themysteriouswife]

I think water with yellow food coloring. I have not made it too far in my thought process.