Post by pursemeatballs on Feb 23, 2013 1:56:41 GMT -5
It seems like Friday night is the time to do these. I'm not drunk, so I'll probably regret this. I've lurked for awhile but I don't know the correct responses to the Simple Human trash can, or shoes in the house questions. I've never done an official intro because they make me feel awkward.
1. When was the last time you peed outside of a toilet? When? Where? Why?
2. Have you ever had sex outdoors? Please describe.
3. If you had had V 10 years ago, what would her name have been?
4. What is the strangest conversation you have ever overheard?
5. What was your college admission essay about?
1. It was 2.5 years ago in Siberia. It was on the side of a highway. There was a line for the OUTHOUSE. There was no way I was going to wait in line for a hole in a smelly wooden box when I could pee in the relative comfort of the outdoors. I'm terrible at outdoor peeing, so I took of my pants to make sure that I didn't get any pee on them. 2. Yes. I'm having trouble remembering though because it was like 14 years ago. And I was probably drunk and/or high. 3. Oh, that poor child. Hmm...I would have been 20. I was a vegan punk at that time and into hardcore. It probably would have been something kind of metal like Zena or something equally ridiculous. 4. That's a really good question. I can't think of it right now. If it comes to me later, I'll edit. 5. I never had to write one because I started taking courses as a non-degree and one of my professors took a liking to me and told the school to let me in, so I slid in the backdoor (TWHS).
I have a 16 month old named Violet, who will most likely be an only child. She is an insane cave person and I'm too old for this (30).
I always have to ask MH how long we've been married and he's taking the cave person for a walk right now. Hmm...we've been together for almost 11 years and got married 5 years after we started dating, so 6 years? That seems like a long time. I guess that has to be right. I'm terrible with dates.
My online pet peeve is when someone has a concern about something in their life and then someone responds with how great that aspect of their life is. It makes me want to punch that person in the face and hug the OP. My IRL pet peeve is when people don't use their blinkers, especially at 4-way stops.