NestBrenda!

[bumppkathleen]

Will you be my friend? Everyone is mean here. I know you think I am a tool but we admins have to stick together. Also, I heard everyone is getting together for happy hour tonight! Cool. Where? When? I am so there.

[nestbrenda]

Of course!! Why do you think I think you're a tool? Is this because of that time you got drunk at that bar in Hoboken and flashed your gaping vagina, blithering something about a mouse tattoo? Because that was hilarious in an unintentional way. I heart you Kath, and all your awkwardness and ineptitude.

[bumppkathleen]

And that time in the lunch room when I said everyone had to ask legitimate questions about pampers. And that day when they were going to let us to home early but I said it wasn't a holiday. Oh, and yeah, that one time in Hoboken. But I was answering a legitimate question then about where my Pampers mouse lived.

[CheshireGrin]

I will say it again: even though I know the chances are slim, I SO want NestBrenda to be real, because these stories are awesome.