My evening random.

[coffeeismyfrienemy]

I made pico de gallo like 5 hours ago and my hands still burn from those freaking jalapenos. This is ridiculous. SSSSHHHIIIIT!

Feel free to add yours.

[lucky513]

I've had heartburn all day and I picked up Thai for dinner

[Deleted]

I have probably lost 5 lbs in my first week of being a SAHM. I don't have any chance to sneak food because there's always someone standing there going "CA I HAVE SUMMM? PEEES??"
This is a kickass diet.

[youbetcha]

I have gained 5 since staying home because of my naptime snack. I have the good stuff when they are sleeping for the exact reason you just said.

[Kit]

I am having mad crazy abdominal pains and I don't know why. I took a pain killer and I'm flying high. Also I made a rhyme.

[Deleted]

May 11, 2012 22:18:32 GMT -5 youbetcha said:

I have gained 5 since staying home because of my naptime snack. I have the good stuff when they are sleeping for the exact reason you just said.

Yes, when one of them stops napping and starts following you around the house during the time the other one is napping, that's when the pounds really melt right off

[amberatkins]

May 11, 2012 22:20:40 GMT -5 @weeble said:

May 11, 2012 22:18:32 GMT -5 youbetcha said:

I have gained 5 since staying home because of my naptime snack. I have the good stuff when they are sleeping for the exact reason you just said.

Yes, when one of them stops napping and starts following you around the house during the time the other one is napping, that's when the pounds really melt right off

Yes. I keep a chocolate stash in the basement and invent reasons I need to "go look for something". They still smell it on my breath.

[pittsmcgee]

May 11, 2012 22:19:36 GMT -5 Kit said:

I am having mad crazy abdominal pains and I don't know why. I took a pain killer and I'm flying high. Also I made a rhyme.

This is awesome.

[peachykate]

This reminds me, where is jalapenomel?

[TemperanceBrennan]

I am done for the semester! I had to present my final today and it went better than I thought it would. Yay!

[coffeeismyfrienemy]

May 11, 2012 22:20:40 GMT -5 @weeble said:

May 11, 2012 22:18:32 GMT -5 youbetcha said:

I have gained 5 since staying home because of my naptime snack. I have the good stuff when they are sleeping for the exact reason you just said.

Yes, when one of them stops napping and starts following you around the house during the time the other one is napping, that's when the pounds really melt right offt(

Shut your mouth!, my kid will nap until kindergarten.

[MWOS]

May 11, 2012 22:23:30 GMT -5 peachykate said:

This reminds me, where is jalapenomel?

She was here earlier/is here now

[renebean319]

im super tired but i refuse to close my eyes bc my house is never this quiet and i don't ever get time to nest/or whatever this is called now anymore

[Bernadine]

I'm going into work for a few hours tomorrow and I'm actually kind of excited about being there when no one else is. No phone calls, no one stopping in my office. It's going to be great. And I can wear jeans.

[candyapple]

May 11, 2012 22:22:41 GMT -5 amberatkins said:

May 11, 2012 22:20:40 GMT -5 @weeble said:

Yes, when one of them stops napping and starts following you around the house during the time the other one is napping, that's when the pounds really melt right off

Yes. I keep a chocolate stash in the basement and invent reasons I need to "go look for something". They still smell it on my breath.

I go over to the pantry and try and have chocolate. Begging ensues, "Chocwheat, Chocwheat." I always give them some.

[amberatkins]

May 11, 2012 22:41:47 GMT -5 @candyapple said:

May 11, 2012 22:22:41 GMT -5 amberatkins said:

Yes. I keep a chocolate stash in the basement and invent reasons I need to "go look for something". They still smell it on my breath.

I go over to the pantry and try and have chocolate. Begging ensues, "Chocwheat, Chocwheat." I always give them some.

I never give in. Don't let the terrorists win.

[candyapple]

May 11, 2012 22:24:57 GMT -5 @coffeeismyfrienemy said:

May 11, 2012 22:20:40 GMT -5 @weeble said:

Yes, when one of them stops napping and starts following you around the house during the time the other one is napping, that's when the pounds really melt right offt(

Shut your mouth!, my kid will nap until kindergarten.

Ugh, my girls aren't even two and do not take naps on a regular basis. Today, one finally give into a late day nap, and the other one no nap at all. I wish I could count on naps. Wish.

[margotmacomber]

I'm drinking. Surprise! It's DH's birthday and he's waiting for his BJ but I want to get drunker first. Flammable! I love beer.

[Doc_Lobster]

My new dr. iPad is awesome. Awesome. I'm officially ruined.

[pittsmcgee]

May 11, 2012 22:44:29 GMT -5 margotmacomber said:

I'm drinking. Surprise! It's DH's birthday and he's waiting for his BJ but I want to get drunker first. Flammable! I love beer.

I didn't get a BJ on my birthday.
*pouts*

[tulip]

May 11, 2012 22:14:37 GMT -5 @coffeeismyfrienemy said:

I made pico de gallo like 5 hours ago and my hands still burn from those freaking jalapenos. This is ridiculous. SSSSHHHIIIIT!

Feel free to add yours.

Random: pour milk over hands... I promise it works!!

[Jalapeñomel]

I'm here! I don't deal well with change

I got my period today, and it is always fucking depressing. But I'm on fall break, bitches, for a whole week!!

[pinkballoons]

I watched Shark Tank tonight, and these girls presented their nut butter company.
I may have already ordered a jar or 4.

[humpty]

When I fart I like to squeeze my cheeks to make the last bit pop like bubble wrap.

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Nut butter is such a funny term. God damn!