i have been up since 5am

[lightyears]

and i worked a 10 hour shift today and i am tired.

we are getting mexican takeout and picking our vacation tonight.

i really have the best life ever.

tell me where to go.

puerto rico or hawaii?

[suzyp]

Hawaii

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Oohh vacation! I vote HI, only because I know two people who are going there this week and I'm very jealous. But either one you pick will be amazing!

[lightyears]

hawaii is like, an 11 hour flight.

do or do not let that sway your decision.

[lightyears]

she looks like an old man.

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She is a fucking muppet. I want to squish her face.

[lightyears]

Feb 27, 2013 18:59:43 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

She is a fucking muppet. I want to squish her face.

i want you to come over.

[lightyears]

also, ellie is trying to jump on the couch and she is doing a running start and slamming headfirst into the couch every time. i am dying.

[Deleted]

Puerto Rico!

[Deleted]

Come to California. Bring Mr Stupid face and the muppet.

[lightyears]

Feb 27, 2013 19:12:19 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Come to California. Bring Mr Stupid face and the muppet.

if i come to california i am going to move in with you and never leave.

and sometimes visit miso.

and make ralphlauren cook for me.

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Well then that's settled.

[lightyears]

or you could just come to new jersey and live in my house.

[Deleted]

Casanova would mistake the muppet for a hairball and eat her.

[lightyears]

casanova is seriously seductive as fuck.

i am aroused.

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He's a total fluff tease. He'll lure you in with that fluffy belly and then when you snuggle him he's like "Bitches can't hold ME down!" and fluffs away.






He's also dumb as a bag of hammers. But who needs smarts when you look that sexy.

[ralphlauren]

Feb 27, 2013 19:13:02 GMT -5 lightyears said:

Feb 27, 2013 19:12:19 GMT -5 @fucksticklegit said:

Come to California. Bring Mr Stupid face and the muppet.

if i come to california i am going to move in with you and never leave.

and sometimes visit miso.

and make ralphlauren cook for me.

You got it!!! I will gladly cook for you . And serve you good wine and beer.