MOOKS - If you want a laugh, read this

[greenkitty98]

A friend of mine posted this on FB, and it's scary how accurate some of the guesses are.

jasongood.net/365/2012/12/46-reasons-why-my-three-year-old-might-be-freaking-out/

[dixeedeluxe]

OH MY GOD.

RIP DIXEE.

[dixeedeluxe]

I have a meeting at 1:00 and I dont' think I'll be able to properly present because I'll be thinking about these:

He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
He’s not allowed in the oven.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.

[BlueNotebook]

So, so true. The terrible two's was NOTHING compared to 3.

[nilex0102]

Story of my life

[musiclover]

The age of 3.5 can suck a bag of dicks, like seriously.

4 is fucking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[charlielove]

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.



That is my LIFE. I threw this awful gigantic pink gorilla away that my MIL gave her (it was some carnival win type gross thing) before Charlotte was born. She asked for it last week. And every night before bed now, she says "maybe we will find my pink gorilla tomorrow". OMG.

[joyhart02]

Story of my life.

"It stinks in here". (Nothing smells)
"Cali is looking at me" me: because she loves you. "I don't want her to look at me"

[charlielove]

Feb 28, 2013 13:26:39 GMT -5 musiclover said:

The age of 3.5 can suck a bag of dicks, like seriously.

4 is fucking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You keep saying this so it better be true!

[claralou]

Feb 28, 2013 13:38:51 GMT -5 charlielove said:

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.



That is my LIFE. I threw this awful gigantic pink gorilla away that my MIL gave her (it was some carnival win type gross thing) before Charlotte was born. She asked for it last week. And every night before bed now, she says "maybe we will find my pink gorilla tomorrow". OMG.

I'm sorry. I'll probably get paid back in spades for this, but I literally laughed out loud. Poor Claire.

[charlielove]

Feb 28, 2013 13:45:13 GMT -5 claralou said:

Feb 28, 2013 13:38:51 GMT -5 charlielove said:

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.



That is my LIFE. I threw this awful gigantic pink gorilla away that my MIL gave her (it was some carnival win type gross thing) before Charlotte was born. She asked for it last week. And every night before bed now, she says "maybe we will find my pink gorilla tomorrow". OMG.

I'm sorry. I'll probably get paid back in spades for this, but I literally laughed out loud. Poor Claire.

LOL Oh, you will get paid back.

[kistjenn]

Feb 28, 2013 13:39:38 GMT -5 joyhart02 said:

Story of my life.

"It stinks in here". (Nothing smells)
"Cali is looking at me" me: because she loves you. "I don't want her to look at me"

Ashlynn says this EVERYDAY when we get home from DC.  EVERYDAY!

[greenkitty98]

Feb 28, 2013 13:26:39 GMT -5 musiclover said:

The age of 3.5 can suck a bag of dicks, like seriously.

4 is fucking AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I have something to look forward to this summer. Right now...let's just say there have been a lot of time outs.

[greenkitty98]

Feb 28, 2013 13:38:51 GMT -5 charlielove said:

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.



That is my LIFE. I threw this awful gigantic pink gorilla away that my MIL gave her (it was some carnival win type gross thing) before Charlotte was born. She asked for it last week. And every night before bed now, she says "maybe we will find my pink gorilla tomorrow". OMG.

B has noticed quite a few things that I've gotten rid of, but thankfully (so far) he has forgotten about them after a few days. He has also found some things in the garbage when I didn't get it out fast enough, and I had to be like "Oh, I wonder how that got in there" and then throw it away again during quiet time/after bedtime.

[greenkitty98]

Feb 28, 2013 12:40:45 GMT -5 dixeedeluxe said:

I have a meeting at 1:00 and I dont' think I'll be able to properly present because I'll be thinking about these:

He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
He’s not allowed in the oven.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.

Add to this "He's not allowed in the refrigerator/washing machine/dryer..."

[nilex0102]

I got rid of a parking garage that was falling apart and Nick reminded me the next day that I missed one of the cars that came with it. He handed it to me and told me to also throw it in the recycle bin since that is where the garage went.

[joyhart02]

Feb 28, 2013 13:59:39 GMT -5 greenkitty98 said:

Feb 28, 2013 13:38:51 GMT -5 charlielove said:

A balloon he got six months ago is missing.



That is my LIFE. I threw this awful gigantic pink gorilla away that my MIL gave her (it was some carnival win type gross thing) before Charlotte was born. She asked for it last week. And every night before bed now, she says "maybe we will find my pink gorilla tomorrow". OMG.

B has noticed quite a few things that I've gotten rid of, but thankfully (so far) he has forgotten about them after a few days. He has also found some things in the garbage when I didn't get it out fast enough, and I had to be like "Oh, I wonder how that got in there" and then throw it away again during quiet time/after bedtime.


We just threw away a box she was using as a crib for her babies. I am just waiting for her to realize it is gone. Waiting. 

[musiclover]

I swear Adam remembers everything too, it's crazy.

Ladies, I swear to you, that 4 is the promise land!!! He is not perfect 100% of the time, but he is way more mature and is way more reasonable. Between the age of 3.5-4, he was in the time out corner, making evil faces at us quite a bit. I was even really upset at him as we decorated the house for his birthday, but then right after he turned 4 he became awesome again.

You are almost there....you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay consistent.

[twirlermom]

I am really hoping that what everyone says about 4 being better is true. 3.5 is definitely a difficult age!

[kkfeb04]

We had several of these meltdowns just this week. The major one was the sock was on wrong. OMG I thought that the boy hurt his legs he was limping so bad, it was his sock!