where do I begin....

[ronryasianwife7]

I found this site on a link from the nest. It is dead over there. I have been a lurker for some time, but I have finally worked up the courage to share something from my own life.

Let me give you some background on my situation. I just moved to the States from Hong Kong to move in with my FI. He is a banker I met while he was in China and he convinced me to move in with him. So I quit my job, moved to the US, and now and living with him. Everything was great for a while, but lately he has been coming home really late and is being shadey about where he has been. His behaviour made me really suspicious.

So the other night he came home late again. He was really drunk, and when I asked him where he was he said nothing and went to bed. I have been insecure about the whole thing lately, so I decided that I had to do something to find out the truth. He obviously is not being honest. Once he passed out I pulled down his pants and smelled his peen. Let me just say that it smelled like CHICKEN OF THE SEA!!!!!! I almost puked he smelled so bad. His peen has never smelled so bad before, so now I am thinking that he was totally hooking up with some bitch who obviously doesn't know how to clean her twat.

So, here I am, in the US, no job, no Visa, wondering whether my FI is banging some bitch on the side. WWYD?!?!?!!

[fussbucket]

Hm, this one overshot a bit.

[kmw325i]

this is failtastic. I was sort of on board until the dick-sniffing. Do people really do that outside of rap songs?

[maucat]

Too obvious, especially the transition of language over the course of the post.

[11elocin11]

Quite the detective skills.

[heartlyric]

Penis its penis. You don't have to censor here. To be honest if I were you I would look for a way out while continuing to snoop. Can you go back to China?

[BettyBookWorm]

MUD & fail at that.

[smock]

Okay, common guys. Don't tell me you didn't laugh at "CHICKEN OF THE SEA!!!"

[missyumi]

When I read this.. I thought why didn't she use the brand starkist tuna instead of chicken of the sea.. But that's me.

[pittsmcgee]

May 12, 2012 8:49:01 GMT -5 smock said:

Okay, common guys. Don't tell me you didn't laugh at "CHICKEN OF THE SEA!!!"

I totally did. I'm not proud

[imoan]

At "Chicken of the Sea" , this person became my favorite MUD of all time! You need to hang out here, chica!

[Deleted]

I love that MUD followed us over here....Hi nest Kathleen!

[Deleted]

Maybe he just likes to fuck cans of tuna. Don't judge peoples kinks!

[smock]

May 12, 2012 11:25:40 GMT -5 @sweetcuppincakes said:

Maybe he just likes to fuck cans of tuna. Don't judge peoples kinks!

This is an excellent point. Rub some tuna on your snatch and see if he comes sniffing around like a tomcat.

[Deleted]

You should get a cat and place it next to his peen!