for realz. and i'm not even a lesbian. like, when you think of the experience do you think "i fucked X," or do you not? wa-fucking-lla.
i'm not even sure why i keep reading this post. i don't even really care what anyone else's numbers are (this is actually true. whether you're a 1 or a 1,000, have at it if you're happy). hmmm, probably i'm in it for the human drama. same reason i watch say yes to the dress, even though chances are i'm not buying a wedding dress any time again soon.
Personally, I don't think two girls can have sex. Hence why I didnt count girls.
just clarifying that the "personally . . . " sentence isn't mine, but a quote mishap.
i DO think two girls can have sex. because, um, lesbians.
for realz. and i'm not even a lesbian. like, when you think of the experience do you think "i fucked X," or do you not? wa-fucking-lla.
i'm not even sure why i keep reading this post. i don't even really care what anyone else's numbers are (this is actually true. whether you're a 1 or a 1,000, have at it if you're happy). hmmm, probably i'm in it for the human drama. same reason i watch say yes to the dress, even though chances are i'm not buying a wedding dress any time again soon.
Personally, I don't think two girls can have sex. Hence why I didnt count girls.
for realz. and i'm not even a lesbian. like, when you think of the experience do you think "i fucked X," or do you not? wa-fucking-lla.
i'm not even sure why i keep reading this post. i don't even really care what anyone else's numbers are (this is actually true. whether you're a 1 or a 1,000, have at it if you're happy). hmmm, probably i'm in it for the human drama. same reason i watch say yes to the dress, even though chances are i'm not buying a wedding dress any time again soon.
Personally, I don't think two girls can have sex. Hence why I didnt count girls.
I wasn't asking you specifically, just a general question to everyone.
Sorry if I have insulted you.
I'm not personally insulted. I just think it's kind of funny to create a poll where you're not certain of what you're asking. And I can't accuse you of being heteronormative, because it sounds like you HAVE had sex with women, even though you're not really sure what it means or if it counts. I dunno. I'm just sort of scratching my head over here.
some people don't count it, some people do. I was CLARIFYING!
for realz. and i'm not even a lesbian. like, when you think of the experience do you think "i fucked X," or do you not? wa-fucking-lla.
i'm not even sure why i keep reading this post. i don't even really care what anyone else's numbers are (this is actually true. whether you're a 1 or a 1,000, have at it if you're happy). hmmm, probably i'm in it for the human drama. same reason i watch say yes to the dress, even though chances are i'm not buying a wedding dress any time again soon.
Personally, I don't think two girls can have sex. Hence why I didnt count girls.
for realz. and i'm not even a lesbian. like, when you think of the experience do you think "i fucked X," or do you not? wa-fucking-lla.
i'm not even sure why i keep reading this post. i don't even really care what anyone else's numbers are (this is actually true. whether you're a 1 or a 1,000, have at it if you're happy). hmmm, probably i'm in it for the human drama. same reason i watch say yes to the dress, even though chances are i'm not buying a wedding dress any time again soon.
Personally, I don't think two girls can have sex. Hence why I didnt count girls.
allow me to use my amazing powers of memory to predict how this will go.
-people will post numerous non-double digit numbers.
-then someone will come in, use an eyeroll emoticon and be like "i'm not telling YOU bitches, you're a sack of prudes. at least i had fun or whatever, and you're NOT calling ME a slut. whatevs. peace out."
-others will like/agree/support/quote that post for awhile.
-someone ELSE will come in and be like "omigah, i'm not telling YOU bitches, you'll think I'M a prude because my numbers are so low. maybe i should've had more fun, but at least i don't have any STDs."
-numerous random anecdotes about late virginity, how many dudes people have done in X time period, maybe a store or two about threesomes or something.
-a total random out of nowhere will pop in with a super high or super low number and then either flame us all for being puritans and/or hos.
-someone will mention jesus at some point.
/walla
Whelp, soozy chimed in so your odds on the last one are good ;D
for realz. and i'm not even a lesbian. like, when you think of the experience do you think "i fucked X," or do you not? wa-fucking-lla.
i'm not even sure why i keep reading this post. i don't even really care what anyone else's numbers are (this is actually true. whether you're a 1 or a 1,000, have at it if you're happy). hmmm, probably i'm in it for the human drama. same reason i watch say yes to the dress, even though chances are i'm not buying a wedding dress any time again soon.
Personally, I don't think two girls can have sex. Hence why I didnt count girls.
Ok, NOW I think you're an asshole. I didn't before, and now I really do!!! Congrats!
“Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make it so, right in the middle of it lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce.” - Natalie Goldberg
Okay. Of course lesbians have sex. I just dont understand the logistics of it. So are you telling me that if lesbians have oral sex with each other its the same as intercourse.
i have to say, while i predicted that a random would come in and flame us all for being haux/prudes, i didn't see "women can't have sex with each other" at all.
this is fascinating. and i'm pissed, because i have something due and i have to leave right now.
like, can men have sex with each other? is the difference here the presence of a penis? what about a threesome? are THREE people having sex, or just a woman having sex with two guys/guy having sex with two girls?
what if the women having sex use a strap on? is that sex, because it's LIKE a penis? or not sex because the strap on is inanimate?
wait, what if i use a strap on to have sex with a guy but we don't also do it up missionary style? is THAT really sex or not? does it follow the same logic as the lesbian strap on scenario? or is it like EXTRA un-sex because i COULD have had some real penis action, but opted out?
Okay. Of course lesbians have sex. I just dont understand the logistics of it. So are you telling me that if lesbians have oral sex with each other its the same as intercourse.
Okay. Of course lesbians have sex. I just dont understand the logistics of it. So are you telling me that if lesbians have oral sex with each other its the same as intercourse.
Ok, NOW I think you're an asshole. I didn't before, and now I really do!!! Congrats!
Im an asshole now? How?
thanks though.
Fog, we really didn't need a technical definition of sex for the purposes of this poll. If the people doing the sexing think its sex that's good enough, mkay?
i have to say, while i predicted that a random would come in and flame us all for being haux/prudes, i didn't see "women can't have sex with each other" at all.
this is fascinating. and i'm pissed, because i have something due and i have to leave right now.
like, can men have sex with each other? is the difference here the presence of a penis? what about a threesome? are THREE people having sex, or just a woman having sex with two guys/guy having sex with two girls?
what if the women having sex use a strap on? is that sex, because it's LIKE a penis? or not sex because the strap on is inanimate?
wait, what if i use a strap on to have sex with a guy but we don't also do it up missionary style? is THAT really sex or not? does it follow the same logic as the lesbian strap on scenario? or is it like EXTRA un-sex because i COULD have had some real penis action, but opted out?
Clearly an actual penis is what's called for in order to label it actual sex. Strap-ons don't count because there is no chance of reproduction, and your encounter with a man without involving intercourse means you are awarded negative points and one of your previous incidents of intercourse is hereby revoked.
Okay. Of course lesbians have sex. I just dont understand the logistics of it. So are you telling me that if lesbians have oral sex with each other its the same as intercourse.
See? I dont get it.
OK, I don't believe you've done it with girls.
Well that's the thing... I've been with a few girls but I don't think we ever had sex, just fooled around. Everything but penetration.