Can I come out and play?

[lemondrop]

May 10, 2012 15:12:05 GMT -5 heybetch said:

Figure now is as good of a time as any to emerge from the dirty world of lurking.

Ask me anything.

[glow=red,2,300]LURKERS! [/glow]

Yay, fresh meat!

[leon]

[leon]

May 10, 2012 15:17:43 GMT -5 heybetch said:

Stuff... lets see...

I'm an ER nurse. I had a baby in December. Today at Weight Watchers I was the only one under the age of 70, and those bitchy seniors gave me a dirty look when I said I wanted to be so skinny that I need a neck brace just to hold up my head.

I like you

[Kit]

Oh hai!

[pseudoagain]

Can I poke you with a stick?

How many places of Pi do you know?

[lightbulbsun]

You must tell us hilarious ER stories.

[pittsmcgee]

I want to play, too!

[Deleted]

I'm not the only newbie that moved!!

I want to hear some ER stories too.

[pittsmcgee]

May 10, 2012 15:22:37 GMT -5 neener said:

What is your favorite drink? Vodka. With anything.

Who are your favorite MLers? Everyone is pretty hysterical..If you do GIFs, I love you.

Least favorite?

Simple Human Trash cans: Y or N? If I could afford one (im nestpoor) Sure

Shoes on or off in the house? I have an 8 year old boy, 16 year old girl, and a 1 year old pit bull. Whatever, my rugs are shit anyway

[lemondrop]

May 10, 2012 15:25:41 GMT -5 heybetch said:

2 places of pi... I used to celebrate pi day, but then I realized it fell on "Steak and a blow job" day and I simply just don't have time for both.

Hilarious ER stories... hmm... Honestly most things don't phase me anymore! Last week we did have a 70 year old guy who decided to give himself an enema before meeting someone from match.com, hopped in the car, realized he was going to shit his pants, jumped out of the car to go shit, and proceeded to get hit by his own car in reverse.

And then, you guessed it, shit his pants.

Plus all the random things people put up their butts, you know, the usual.

I love you already. Let's run away together.

Am I coming on too strong?

[MWOS]

I already have my go-to ML ER nurse, but I don't mind having extra stories. So welcome.

[lemondrop]

May 10, 2012 15:29:26 GMT -5 heybetch said:

I love you already. Let's run away together.

Am I coming on too strong?[/quote]

Maybe when this whole GBCN thing blows over we can get an apartment together?[/quote]

::Squeals::

[CheshireGrin]

Hmm...the last lurker who claimed to be an ER nurse didn't know what ROSC meant. I'll be watching you.

[pittsmcgee]

May 10, 2012 15:44:51 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

Hmm...the last lurker who claimed to be an ER nurse didn't know what ROSC meant. I'll be watching you.

I think she's protected by lemondrop now. They're apartment hunting

[alzi]

Heybetch. You quote anchorman. So I like you. Welcome.

[lemondrop]

May 10, 2012 15:47:19 GMT -5 pittsmcgee said:

May 10, 2012 15:44:51 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

Hmm...the last lurker who claimed to be an ER nurse didn't know what ROSC meant. I'll be watching you.

I think she's protected by lemondrop now. They're apartment hunting

And I'm hugely important!

[pittsmcgee]

May 10, 2012 15:48:03 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

May 10, 2012 15:47:19 GMT -5 pittsmcgee said:

I think she's protected by lemondrop now. They're apartment hunting

And I'm hugely important!

[glow=red,2,300]of course![/glow] I was in no way undermining your importance ;D

[CheshireGrin]

May 10, 2012 15:50:01 GMT -5 heybetch said:

Please do.

And I never count on ROSC. I put a shroud under all of my coding patients just in case.

We refer to them as "mattress protectors." LOL

I like you.

[lemondrop]

May 10, 2012 15:51:09 GMT -5 pittsmcgee said:

May 10, 2012 15:48:03 GMT -5 lemondrop said:

And I'm hugely important!

[glow=red,2,300]of course![/glow] I was in no way undermining your importance ;D

Better recognize!

[CheshireGrin]

I'll dub you Queen of the Bog of Eternal Stench.

Which is kind of like the ER anyway.