I'm really dreading going to work tomorrow.

[CheshireGrin]

I just don't want to.

Wah.

[bonquiqui]

Call in drunk!

[bonquiqui]

You had a familyish emergency. The nest imploded.

[CheshireGrin]

LOL, I wish.

Those are all excellent excuses.

[margotmacomber]

You have to work on Saturday? Blasphemy! Claim religious reasons or something.

[Deleted]

I really don't want to take my last final tomorrow. We could bail together? Although I really don't think I have the guts for that.

[CheshireGrin]

I work every other weekend. Everyone in the department does. Calling out on a weekend shift is seriously frowned upon.

[montereybride]

May 12, 2012 1:08:14 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

I work every other weekend. Everyone in the department does. Calling out on a weekend shift is seriously frowned upon.

Why do I get the feeling that it's frowned upon for everyone except for one specific person - Nurse Never-Works perhaps?

[bonquiqui]

You were on your way to work when you passed a man in distress. He was all bent out of shape because his mullet wasn't cooperating. It was out of control. You had to help this man clearly so you took him to the nearest hair cuttery and they permed it. Nothing could dull his sparkle now.

This is why you couldn't make it in...mullgency!

[CheshireGrin]

May 12, 2012 1:11:43 GMT -5 montereybride said:

May 12, 2012 1:08:14 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

I work every other weekend. Everyone in the department does. Calling out on a weekend shift is seriously frowned upon.

Why do I get the feeling that it's frowned upon for everyone except for one specific person - Nurse Never-Works perhaps?

Don't remind me. She's on my weekend. Shall we take bets on whether or not she's there?

See, all the more reason I can't call out, because even if she does actually show up, there's no guarantee she'll finish her shift.

[CheshireGrin]

May 12, 2012 1:12:05 GMT -5 bonquiqui said:

You were on your way to work when you passed a man in distress. He was all bent out of shape because his mullet wasn't cooperating. It was out of control. You had to help this man clearly so you took him to the nearest hair cuttery and they permed it. Nothing could dull his sparkle now.

This is why you couldn't make it in...mullgency!

I seriously love this.

[bonquiqui]

I can make up excuses for days. It takes true talent to make absolutely no sense on a regular basis.

[CheshireGrin]

Bonquiqui, never leave me.

[bonquiqui]

How could I? I might remember this day forever. Kind of like the day when dewat came into king burger after he got off of house arrest.

On the mic is a queen listen to me sing...