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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
I would spend my morning figuring out just how is it they get anything done without their balls getting in the way. I can not imagine having something just dangling all willy nilly like that and then get tucked in without it hurting. Then I would probably practice using the flap on my underoos because I am so jealous they get to stand in public restrooms. And sleep so I can wake up with wood.
I'd also like to throw in annoying my Husband. I cannot even begin to tell you how many times he has walked around the house with his penis hanging out of the little flap and his zipper asking me to "tuck it back in". Like...no.
I would totally chase him around with my penis and ask him to tuck it back in my pants and stupid shit like that.
I'd also like to throw in annoying my Husband. I cannot even begin to tell you how many times he has walked around the house with his penis hanging out of the little flap and his zipper asking me to "tuck it back in". Like...no.
I would totally chase him around with my penis and ask him to tuck it back in my pants and stupid shit like that.
I'd also like to throw in annoying my Husband. I cannot even begin to tell you how many times he has walked around the house with his penis hanging out of the little flap and his zipper asking me to "tuck it back in". Like...no.
I would totally chase him around with my penis and ask him to tuck it back in my pants and stupid shit like that.
Oh man. Yes. Or go around leaving talc dustings all over his shit in the bathroom because I just need to talc my balls. Oh, payback would be awesome.
I'd also like to throw in annoying my Husband. I cannot even begin to tell you how many times he has walked around the house with his penis hanging out of the little flap and his zipper asking me to "tuck it back in". Like...no.
I would totally chase him around with my penis and ask him to tuck it back in my pants and stupid shit like that.
Oh man. Yes. Or go around leaving talc dustings all over his shit in the bathroom because I just need to talc my balls. Oh, payback would be awesome.
I'll admit, I'd try to mushroom stamp him or teabag him. He's never done those things to me but man, I have to get the most use out of it while I'd have it.
Post by lissaholly on Mar 19, 2013 20:57:31 GMT -5
I have thought about this now. I would probably spend a lot of time building up to hitting my nuts. I would need to know how it felt so I could, with authority tell my DH " it is not that bad" when he goes all fetal because DD accidentally bumped him there. I think I am an unfeeling sadist.