And folks, I didn't even see this penis, I just felt it and that was enough for me. He had already warned me, but you hear a guy tell you he is really big down there and you don't expect THAT big.
Post by thinkofthesoldiers on Mar 25, 2013 22:14:36 GMT -5
I had one like that. I worked it like it was my job. The first time together was some trial and error, but once we figured it out, I wanted that all the time. Too bad it didn't work out.
I don't even want to think about how painful the first time after a vaginal birth would be with a guy that big. I don't think there is a enough lube in the world to make it better.
There was a girl in HS that bragged about being able to use four fingers. (I'm honestly not sure if her low self esteem that caused her to be slutty or if she was just a liar who thought guys would like that.. I know a couple guys would make jokes and call her four fingers.. if she wasn't married I'd say we may have a girl for him
There was a girl in HS that bragged about being able to use four fingers. (I'm honestly not sure if her low self esteem that caused her to be slutty or if she was just a liar who thought guys would like that.. I know a couple guys would make jokes and call her four fingers.. if she wasn't married I'd say we may have a girl for him
I knew a girl in high school that was known as "the walking mattress". :^)
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Post by TrudyCampbell on Mar 25, 2013 22:29:47 GMT -5
I've only met two penises and I was very disappointed to learn that they were almost identical in size. I was excited for some penis variety! But...no.
I can't even imagine a coke can penis. I'm going to pretend its an urban legend.
Post by CheshireGrin on Mar 25, 2013 22:36:58 GMT -5
I've seen a fairly wide variety, but never an inordinately large one. BF is definitely larger than any other I've had in recent history, and I'd say that's working out pretty damn well.
Yes, and it belongs to my H. I'm used to it now, but at first it was a challenge.
I went to HS with a girl named Amanda who got around in school. She got caught giving a guy a handjob to a well-endowed guy during lunch and from now one she was nicknamed Handy Mandy.
Not too big, but giving head was quite a challenge. It was both long and super thick, with a particularly extra large head. There really wasn't much I could do with my mouth.
No complaints though.
I would puke.
Seriously.
The first two times I did it. I gagged myself, choked, coughed and puked. It was awesome.