The 3 year old loves to embarrass me in public

[EloiseWeenie]

In the heat of the Amendment One news, I forgot to tell you all what my son did while we were voting.

The lines were crazy long, so the old lady outside told us to pull up our car so we could do curbside voting, and that she'd get to us in a bit.

We pulled the car up, rolled the windows down, and turned the engine off. One of the guys running for county commissioner was trying to hock votes as people walked by, right outside the window next to where my son was sitting.

A nice looking lady, carrying her baby daughter and holding the hand of her son come walking out of the polls (our voting place was a church). She had dark hair and a pretty tan.

My son yells out the window to them "HEY! HEY! I WANT TO HOLD BABY DORA! PLEASE! PLEASE! BABY DORA, I WANT TO HOLD YOU!!!!"

He's never allowed outside again. . . ever.

[Glitter Tits]

LMAO! Kids say the funniest, most inappropriate things. At least you were in your car so that you could pretend you didn't see her.

[camelblossom]

Oh no! I hope it is a little comfort that everyone's small child is ridiculous. Mine is a runner and makes an ass out of me in public regularly. She does say embarrassing things, but since no one can really understand her well it hasn't gotten too bad yet. One day soon someone is going to realize how much she talks about my boobs.

[humpty]

My 3 year old found my panty liners and was wearing them on her shirt like a sticker. She kept patting it all proud of herself.

[EloiseWeenie]

May 12, 2012 9:39:53 GMT -5 humpty said:

My 3 year old found my panty liners and was wearing them on her shirt like a sticker. She kept patting it all proud of herself.

LOL as long as they weren't used

[humpty]

Ew. Not used. lol

[statlerwaldorf]

DH had a friend over and DD was running around being crazy. She ran up to me and said "I WANNA KISS YOUR BOOBIES MOMMY!!!" and tried to kiss my boobs. Wtf.

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Last week my daughter told the gate guard that I farted.

[statlerwaldorf]

May 12, 2012 22:05:44 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Last week my daughter told the gate guard that I farted.

...Did you?

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May 12, 2012 22:28:03 GMT -5 statlerwaldorf said:

May 12, 2012 22:05:44 GMT -5 @amishlovah said:

Last week my daughter told the gate guard that I farted.

...Did you?

Maybe...

[pennysuedog]

My daughter saw a man who must have been an Orthodox Jew? and she pointed at him and said why does that man have things on his head that make him look like a chicken?