Oh, no. NO NO NO. On the eve of my C-section,

[sugarbear]

H comes home with a man cold.
Help me, God.

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[karmasabiotch]

Tell him to take some Dayquil and get over it.

Good luck!!

[sugarbear]

LOL. He is such a baby.
He's taking a nap, and I'm heading out to get DS from daycare. DH better rally by the time I get back.

[kcr1972]

Or Lord honey I feel for you. Better call the hospital in advance and have a gurney waiting for him.

[janiejones]

Mar 28, 2013 17:02:01 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Well, take him by the throat, get the funnel, and slosh some dayquil down his man cold throat; tell him he has no option but to take it every four hours, and he'd better suck it the fuck up because someone is going to slice your belly open tomorrow and pull out a baby and he'd better be ALL.THERE.

This is ok advice.

[KKD]

Well, that stinks, but good luck tomorrow!

[sugarbear]

Ok. He seems to be out of the funk. I think he just likes to do the dramatic, "Woe is me, because you are 48 weeks pregnant and getting FAR too much attention" entrance, only to realize that I'm getting no attention, my vagina hurts like hell, and I am actually MAKING a human.

Phew.

But, he's still sniffling.

[moolarkey]

Might skip the Dayquil and go right for the whisky.

[weelass24]

Good thing you get to spent the next few nights away from him!

[Deleted]

Hahahaha.  This reminds me of the time my friend's husband started complaining about his feet hurting while STANDING NEXT TO HER AS SHE GAVE BIRTH.  She was like "fuck you and YOUR FEET, asshole!".  I still laugh when I think about it.  

[sugarbear]

Mar 28, 2013 20:18:04 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Mar 28, 2013 19:05:00 GMT -5 @sirsleepsalot said:

Hahahaha.  This reminds me of the time my friend's husband started complaining about his feet hurting while STANDING NEXT TO HER AS SHE GAVE BIRTH.  She was like "fuck you and YOUR FEET, asshole!".  I still laugh when I think about it.  

   Is he still living?  Because I'd have killed him. lol 

This is TOTALLY something my H would do. He does it. All the time.
And nowadays, when I call him on it, he insists that he's just trying to empathize with me.

Uh huh. And I know, that in about three weeks, I'm going to be all, "Look, FUCKER. Your boobs are not oozing, pussing, bleeding, scabby feedbags. STFU, now."

[kcr1972]

Saw this and thought of you

[sugarbear]

Mar 28, 2013 21:48:38 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

and OMG! good luck tomorrow! when do you go to the hospital?

Thank you! We leave at 7am, surgery is scheduled for 9:30.
Yikes!
I'm spending this evening assuring myself that we are not ruining DS's life.

[lilafowler]

GOOD LUCK@@

[sugarbear]

Mar 28, 2013 22:23:00 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

You are NOT ruining ds's life. I swear. My two are best friends. It is so incredible. They will love love love each other.

And what a civilized hour! my inductions were always scheduled so that I had to be AT the fucking hospital at five am.

That's what I hear, but then bedtime was such a nightmare tonight, and DS is clearly becoming unhinged. Guess I'm glad I'll be gone all weekend? Yikes.

I'm pretty excited about it, actually. Compared to the last induction / labor / emergency c-section that damn near killed me, this is supposed to be a cakewalk. *fingers crossed*

[annyong]

Eeeek! Good luck tomorrow!