I think my FB friend would fit in here

[EmilieMadison]

What with all the random stuff and bathroom talk. WTF.
Her current FB status?
"MissTMI is a little cold right now. and also needs to poop. (this just got serious, folks.)"

Who the fuck tells every person you're FB friends with that you need to take a shit? 

[fuckyourcouch]

I assume tamb?



(<3 you tamb!)

[kcr1972]

I would have to resist the temptation to ask 150 times.

Did ya shit yet?
How about now?
Are you pooping?
Does it stink?
Did you wipe?
Did you wash your hands?
Still pooping?