Holy Shit! Somebody just rang the doorbell and knocked.

[emsumm]

Mofucko! And omg lol at the bucket.

[nursewife]

I'm watching too. She seems a bit more likeable on Leno than what I usually find her.

[nursewife]

I would have shit in the bucket if my doorbell rang at that hour too.

[winston]

I am laughing my ass off at the entire OP, including the transition to Kim K. I'm kind of glad that someone rang your bell at 11.

But only because this is hilarious. I'm glad you didn't get shot. It probably wouldn't have been funny if you got shot.

[janiejones]

Oh I have another blockbuster story that fits! In about 2002 my old store manager worked for another location (another city). It was an inventory night for the store. Those are done after the store closes at midnight. He had to pick up an employee who didn't drive. He rang the wrong doorbell and got the shut best out of him with a bat because he was a brown guy knocking on someone's door at 11pm

[leeluu]

Mar 29, 2013 7:00:17 GMT -5 janiejones said:

Oh I have another blockbuster story that fits! In about 2002 my old store manager worked for another location (another city). It was an inventory night for the store. Those are done after the store closes at midnight. He had to pick up an employee who didn't drive. He rang the wrong doorbell and got the shut best out of him with a bat because he was a brown guy knocking on someone's door at 11pm

That is
horrible

[pantsparty]

I am surprised you answered the door. This is a situation where I drop to the floor and play dead / army crawl around the house until I'm sure the danger has passed.