There are some dirty broads on MM

[Deleted]

I shower twice a day. I know I am odd.

That being said, I don't care how often (or seldom) people shower as long as they don't smell.

[goaskalice]

Mar 30, 2013 21:12:55 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

As long as people don't smell idgaf how often they shower.

I've had someone tell me it's gross that I shower at night instead of in the morning. Do people judge this as well?

Well, clearly it's gross unless your sheets are cleaned every day. 

[bab]

Mar 30, 2013 21:14:11 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I shower twice a day. I know I am odd.

That being said, I don't care how often (or seldom) people shower as long as they don't smell.

I'm a twice per day-er as well.  My morning shower is to wake up and my night shower is total relaxation, ahhhhhh

[daisybuchannan]

Mar 30, 2013 20:41:12 GMT -5 winnied said:

Sorry, I think hair looks gross if you're sweating a lot and then just add dry shampoo. I've tried it. I wanted it to work. It just looked and felt gross and I know how to correctly apply dry shampoo.

I do the dry shampoo thing on the regular after workouts. I put my hair in a low bun, it dries, take it down, dry shampoo, and walla- loose waves. 

[winnied]

Let's just assume then that we're all walking around every day passing people who may have not showered and/or washed their hair in awhile. If they don't smell bad/look bad we don't care. We all only care when a) they apparently tell us (like on MM or here) or b) when you can smell the person/see gross hair.

Props to you ladies who don't wash your hair post-work out. I'm happy for you. I wish you would pass along your good genes/styling to some friends and coworkers of mine.

[winnied]

Mar 30, 2013 21:16:18 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

what amazes me more is that some people don't smell even without daily showering. how? how do they do this? i am a sweaty, nasty beast and i smell by the end of the day. what are the secrets???

I wonder if it's like washing your hair? Or maybe they just clean up trouble areas?

[Deleted]

Mar 30, 2013 21:16:41 GMT -5 bab said:

Mar 30, 2013 21:14:11 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

I shower twice a day. I know I am odd.

That being said, I don't care how often (or seldom) people shower as long as they don't smell.

I'm a twice per day-er as well.  My morning shower is to wake up and my night shower is total relaxation, ahhhhhh

I love being clean before I go to bed, and I like washing my hair in the morning.

Thus, I shower at night and when I wake up.

[Deleted]

Mar 30, 2013 21:18:47 GMT -5 winnied said:

Mar 30, 2013 21:16:18 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

what amazes me more is that some people don't smell even without daily showering. how? how do they do this? i am a sweaty, nasty beast and i smell by the end of the day. what are the secrets???

I wonder if it's like washing your hair? Or maybe they just clean up trouble areas?

WHORE BATH!

[kcr1972]

You can not tell me after 2 days of no shower these chicks can't smell dirty butthole. GAG!

My skin is like the sahara, dry, red itchy and scaly especially in the winter and I still shower 1-2 times (mostly 2 times) per day.

[goaskalice]

Mar 30, 2013 21:16:18 GMT -5 sameoldash said:

what amazes me more is that some people don't smell even without daily showering. how? how do they do this? i am a sweaty, nasty beast and i smell by the end of the day. what are the secrets???

I'm not sure why DW can get away with less frequent showers and I can't. It's is so not fair, because it takes me an hour to get ready every day and she can just roll out of bed, straighten her hair, and be ready in 10 minutes. We've been together 8 years, she's always been able to smell nice (even without perfume) so it must be genetics.  

[kcr1972]

Mar 30, 2013 21:39:52 GMT -5 Nugget T. Brain, The OG said:

Mar 30, 2013 21:33:47 GMT -5 kcr1972 said:

You can not tell me after 2 days of no shower these chicks can't smell dirty butthole. GAG!

My skin is like the sahara, dry, red itchy and scaly especially in the winter and I still shower 1-2 times (mostly 2 times) per day.

Shut the fuck up with that mess, heifer.

Just like the MM thread on how 40k isn't a lot of money on ML is why y'all think MM is so out of touch, this thread right here is probably why MM thinks ML is a bunch of catty bitches.  Seriously.  Unless you wash your hair and take a shower every day and also washing your jeans all the time you're dirty and gross and stinky?  How about if you don't fucking stink, it doesn't matter how often you take a shower or wash your hair or jeans.  Fucking hell, man.  Judgemental shit at it's best, ML style.

I don't care who you are or how clean you think you are. Your asshole (I DID NOT SAY WHOLE BODY) is going to stink after pooping and not washing after 2 days.

[Deleted]

Mar 30, 2013 21:33:53 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

I still showered everyday even WITH a newborn. Sooooo

just a little more clean than you...

LOLOLOL!

[kcr1972]

Mar 30, 2013 21:42:17 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

Mar 30, 2013 21:33:47 GMT -5 kcr1972 said:

You can not tell me after 2 days of no shower these chicks can't smell dirty butthole. GAG!

My skin is like the sahara, dry, red itchy and scaly especially in the winter and I still shower 1-2 times (mostly 2 times) per day.

No dirty buttholes. That's what a whore's bath is for.

Or as an MMer put it, a PTA bath. Pussy, tits and ass

But some people don't even do that. If someone did at least wash the most important areas, then it isn't a big deal.

[kcr1972]

Mar 30, 2013 21:43:21 GMT -5 Nugget T. Brain, The OG said:

Mar 30, 2013 21:41:59 GMT -5 kcr1972 said:

I don't care who you are or how clean you think you are. Your asshole (I DID NOT SAY WHOLE BODY) is going to stink after pooping and not washing after 2 days.

Unless you are having bucket blowouts every damn day, your asshole is not going to stink so bad after two days that you can smell it while walking the fuck around.  So again.  Shut the fuck up with that mess, heifer.

Oh holy crap I am not talking about walking around. I am talking about when they go to the bathroom, or change clothes or get busy with the spouse.

[Deleted]

Lol! Are we really talking abut how smelly some buttholes are?

[Deleted]

Does anybody use flushable wipes?

I've been wondering about them.

And this seems like a good place to ask.

[Deleted]

Mar 30, 2013 21:48:40 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Does anybody use flushable wipes?

I've been wondering about them.

And this seems like a good place to ask.

Hell yes I do. 

[kcr1972]

Mar 30, 2013 21:48:19 GMT -5 Nugget T. Brain, The OG said:

Mar 30, 2013 21:45:11 GMT -5 kcr1972 said:

Oh holy crap I am not talking about walking around. I am talking about when they go to the bathroom, or change clothes or get busy with the spouse.

ONCE AGAIN.  Not showering for two days does not mean that, at any time, you will be able to smell your own goddamn butthole unless you are in downwards facing dog, naked, and extremely flexible. 

If you can smell your own ass after two days without a shower, then you need to learn how to wipe better. HTH.  STFU.  WITH THAT MESS.

Guess you will have to KOKO with that. Because I still say it is nasty. If it were me, my spouse, my child..whatever. It is gross.

[kcr1972]

Lol ok then

[eb777888]

OMG. This thread is totally cracking me up! Y'all are funny about bathing.

I'm with Miso, as long as you don't stink and can get away with showering once or twice a week, rock on with your bad self!

[eb777888]

Mar 30, 2013 21:48:40 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Does anybody use flushable wipes?

I've been wondering about them.

And this seems like a good place to ask.

Yes.

Best.Thing.Ever. So worth the money.

[Deleted]

All of this is weird. And funny.

[cheeseandcrackers]

I don't belong in this thread.

I can go three days without a shower and still not stink, and yes I have experimented this before, lol, even though typically it's every other day. Deodorant, perfume, and dry shampoo can go far.

I can wear my jeans 3 times in a row without washing them and you can't even tell. And how can you tell if my butthole stinks, are you going to stick your face in my ass? 

I'm just not a stinky person.

This thread is weird and judgmental.

[lindsaymg]

Mar 30, 2013 21:09:12 GMT -5 @theycalledherkate said:

Mar 30, 2013 20:39:37 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

What?

I workout 5x a week. I pile my hair on top of my head and yes, I sweat. I use dry shampoo. This isn't hard.

I am not a head sweater. Even when I worked out intensely, I was able to come home, blast my roots with some cold air from my hairdryer (they were never wet, just a tiny bit of moisture in some areas) and use dry shampoo and my hair always looked great (and didn't smell). Not hard, and no, I didn't "not work out hard enough."  I was in the best shape of my life and had more muscle and strength than I've ever had. People just sweat at different levels. I am one of the lucky ones. I would see girls working out at the same level as me and their heads were soaked in sweat, mine never was. 

I am so jealous. I have been reading your blog for a long time now and I try so hard to not wash my hair everyday but I just can't do it-- it is just not a possibility for my hair. le sigh.

[cheeseandcrackers]

Mar 30, 2013 21:49:10 GMT -5 @theycalledherkate said:

Maybe the people who don't shower for 3 days have poop that smells like roses? Screw dry shampoo tutorials, tell us your secrets.

constipation 

[Deleted]

I"m rubbing my stinky armpits and/or butthole all over this thread. Just FYI.

[thedutchgirl]

Mar 30, 2013 21:48:40 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Does anybody use flushable wipes?

I've been wondering about them.

And this seems like a good place to ask.

Even though they say flushable, plumbers will tell you never to do so. They don't break up that well and can cause major plumbing backups.

[Deleted]

I feel like this is a good time to confess I only shower every 2-3 days. AND I only shower at night.

[lagom]

I think someone should start this poll by region. I'm betting, with the exception of CA, the farther north and west you go, the less people shower.

That being said, I live in AK.

[Deleted]

You could not shower everyday in the Minnesota winter. Your skin would flake off you entirely. Like a snake.