Allergies are SUCH booshit, dudes

[ProfessorArtNerd]

I take Allegra in the morning, Zyrtec AND Singulair at night, along with Dymista (this nasal spray is the shit, if you can get over the rose-y smell it has) and Sudafed.  (and Dulera, for full disclosure)

HOW THE HELL AM I STILL STUFFY AND WHEEZY??

I swear to god, I'm becoming the Keith Richards of allergy medications, why can't I get some relief??  

Boo.  Shit.