Worst April Fools joke on fb.

[caffeinebean]

I'm friends with a girl on Facebook who is a complete train wreck. She's a uniform chaser and has been married twice in the past year and has a child with her first husband. She married her second husband the day her divorce from H number 1 was finalized. They've known each other six months.

Her idea of an awesome April's fools joke was to text her current H and tell him she wanted a divorce and then post the ensuing drama on fb and tell everyone how hilarious it was that she made him cry.

I just don't understand some people. Help me understand.

[janiejones]

Um, she sounds like a straight up bitch.

[elleblue]

Yuck, that's just horrid.

[anniegoolahey]

I didn't know 12 year olds could legally marry!

[mamasaurus]

I tried to count how many kinds of fucked up this is, but I ran out of fingers.

[Deleted]

Ew.

[lime]

Ugh. I pity the kid she is raising.

[caffeinebean]

Seriously. She's 22 with the mentality of a 14 year old. Her daughter is six months old and she's already planning to have another baby with her current H. And of course all of this is broadcast on Facebook. As are all of their fights. And talk about the awesome makeup sex they have regularly.

[ralphlauren]

She sounds like an asshole

Reason #23344420340433 that 22 is way too young to get married

[mbcdefg]

Well, it certainly says something about their marriage if the guy immediately believed her text about wanting a divorce. On April Fool's Day.

[mamasaurus]

Apr 1, 2013 14:35:02 GMT -5 frkls said:

wait! i wanna be a uniform chaser!!

Sorry! Protestant clergy don't get to wear uniforms!

[Deleted]

What a cuntmuffin. I hope she ends up being the butt of the joke and he leaves her.



ETA. Please keep her on your FB and report back any trainwreck behaviour.

[caffeinebean]

Apr 1, 2013 14:52:16 GMT -5 @fogducker said:

What a cuntmuffin. I hope she ends up being the butt of the joke and he leaves her.

He really should. He's a great guy and he takes such good care of her and her daughter while she treats him like absolute shit. Yesterday she made a comment that she wished he was more like her ex boyfriend who died in Iraq.

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Apr 1, 2013 14:56:39 GMT -5 caffeinebean said:

Apr 1, 2013 14:52:16 GMT -5 @fogducker said:

What a cuntmuffin. I hope she ends up being the butt of the joke and he leaves her.

He really should. He's a great guy and he takes such good care of her and her daughter while she treats him like absolute shit. Yesterday she made a comment that she wished he was more like her ex boyfriend who died in Iraq.

^o)

[angelaa73]

Oh how heartbeaking. What a complete idiot

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