Oh crap. Literally.

[Bernadine]

I'm at work, trying to catch up on some things. No one else is here- we pretty much never work weekends. I had to go to the bathroom, so I go and take a crap and THE TOILET WON'T FLUSH.

All of the water to the bathrooms is turned off. It's going to sit there and fester all weekend. OMG.

WHY IS THE WATER TURNED OFF?

But I was able to wash my hands in the water fountain.

[margotmacomber]

Can it be traced back to you? I would just pretend it never happened.

[housegeek]

Wow thats really shitty!

[ErinExpat]

If you had a bucket, a water bottle, anything, I was going to suggest filling it and manually flushing the toilet that way until it goes down. But if there isn't any water, IDK. Can you fill it from the water fountain?

[Bernadine]

It doesn't do ANYTHING when I try to flush, so I don't think adding water would help.

It could possibly be traced to me- I'm not sure if any of the cleaning people come in on the weekends or early morning. If they get here first and flush, they won't know it was me.

I could possibly get in super early Monday morning to try and flush. And I'll try again before I leave.

[ErinExpat]

There is a wonky toilet at my school (you're welcome) and sometimes it will not react at all to flushing. The water thing still works. It pushes water down the pipes and sucks down (at least partially) what's in there.

[Bernadine]

OMG- the plumbing shop is up here, I could hear them down the hall. I just closed the door to my office. lol.

[eb777888]

May 12, 2012 12:41:00 GMT -5 Bernadine said:

OMG- the plumbing shop is up here, I could hear them down the hall. I just closed the door to my office. lol.

LOL!! Play dumb and be totally nonchalant.

[coffeeismyfrienemy]

Oh no! Can you sneak out and come back in like you're just now arriving?

[bonquiqui]

Craptastic. Say " thank god you are finally here. I've had to pee for hours but someone dropped a massive deuce and clogged the toilet. You saved my Saturday."

[cheesierthanchedda]

May 12, 2012 13:46:04 GMT -5 bonquiqui said:

Craptastic. Say " thank god you are finally here. I've had to pee for hours but someone dropped a massive deuce and clogged the toilet. You saved my Saturday."

Yes! Preemptive strike!

[Bernadine]

I snuck out the stairwell instead of taking the elevators. Whew!

[underwaterrhymes]

OMG, that sucks. Probably no one will know it is your poop, right?

This reminds of someone who posted a story once where she got sick in the bathroom, realized belatedly that the toilet she puked in had shit in it, and it overflowed whereupon she started screaming and her boss came in, slipped in the mess, and cracked his head open.

Just found the story here: community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/24233376.aspx

I laughed so hard I cried. It's one of the funniest things I've read on the nest EVER!!

[ahsweetlee]

That's awful. Shit happens! Oh well!

[eb777888]

May 12, 2012 19:22:22 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

OMG, that sucks. Probably no one will know it is your poop, right?

This reminds of someone who posted a story once where she got sick in the bathroom, realized belatedly that the toilet she puked in had shit in it, and it overflowed whereupon she started screaming and her boss came in, slipped in the mess, and cracked his head open.

Just found the story here: community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/24233376.aspx

I laughed so hard I cried. It's one of the funniest things I've read on the nest EVER!!

LOL! Fucking shit!! That's a nightmare, but an awesome story, LMAO.

[Bernadine]

OMG, that story had me in tears. Absolutely hilarious!

[squishy]

May 12, 2012 19:22:22 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

Just found the story here: community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/24233376.aspx

I laughed so hard I cried. It's one of the funniest things I've read on the nest EVER!!

I laughed so hard at that story that my stomach hurts and almost wet myself (thank you mother nature for the post-pregnancy bladder droopage.)

My favorite part is when she said all she could think of to say was "It's not my POOOOO." I think I would call in dead the next morning. That in one of the funniest things I've ever read. Poor girl.