Someone hold me and give me booze. Omg.

[poppyseed]

I came home from work tonight to a full on dog vomit and poop explosion.  Both floors of the house.  Multiple piles of gross poop and puke.  So I have been scrubbing shit out of my carpet all night.  I came home at lunch today and walked my dogs and they were fine.  I didn't give them any food or treats or anything so I have no idea what could have made one of them sick.  I know it was Lucy, she's been acting guilty and mopey all night.  I'm keeping an eye on her to make sure I don't have to take her to the e-vet.

Oh, and a few minutes ago I was washing bottles and a spider came out of nowhere.  So I took my frustrations out on him and smashed him like 10 times.

And I have no booze in the house right now. 

I would like a bosom to cry on, please.

[Deleted]

((((HUGS))))))...I walked in on something similiar yesterday after a horrible day. I almost cried.

[ralphlauren]

You can hav my boobs to cry on

[girlfriday11]

That's awful. You deserve ALL the booze.

[thatgirl2478]

OMG I've so totally been there. We have an old, semi incontinent dog, so finding poop is a daily occurrence (to the point where we keep a roll of tp in just about every room where he spends time so we can pick it up and flush it). Thank GOD it's solid though.

I hope this is the last you have to deal with it!

[poppyseed]

Apr 2, 2013 19:34:25 GMT -5 ralphlauren said:

You can hav my boobs to cry on

Good, I love your boobs.

Of course, my H is at work and missed all of this fun.  I texted him and said "Who the fuck's idea was it to get dogs again?!".  Lol. 

[cheeseandcrackers]

The thing that really stood out to me in your post was "What..no booze?"
Hope your dogs are okay.

[goaskalice]

(((Hugs))) I love my animals but finding poo and puke all over the house is the worst!

[azurely]

Oh man

I don't have dogs, but cleaning up cat puke is a weekly occurrence. This guy saves my carpet weekly... www.amazon.com/BISSELL-Little-PROheat-Cleaner-50Y6/dp/B005DNOZEG

[flamingeaux]

here you can cry into his bosom

[moolarkey]

Apr 2, 2013 19:51:31 GMT -5 azurely said:

Oh man

I don't have dogs, but cleaning up cat puke is a weekly occurrence. This guy saves my carpet weekly... www.amazon.com/BISSELL-Little-PROheat-Cleaner-50Y6/dp/B005DNOZEG

I agree,  I have one too.