It looks like I have hickeys, but I don't

[gozf]

lol.

Guys.  This is mortifying.

So, last night while in bed, my neck got super duper itchy.  Like, unbearably itchy.  So, instead of getting up and, like, washing myself or even scrounging for lotion, I decided to deal with it by vigorously scratching and clawing my neck until the itching turned to a vague burning sensation that no longer itched.  And then, I went back to sleep.

I just checked myself out in the bathroom mirror and oh my god.  I actually scratched two patches raw, and they look like almost perfectly symmetrical hickeys, right where my neck meets my double chin.  How did I only notice this now???

I am such an asshole.

[MWOS]

Pics or it didn't happen

[joshlyman]

Lol

[verycontrary247]

This is terribl.....y funny!

I think hickies would be preferable to have in this situation. At least you can cover those with the right makeup!

[softspot]

I feel you. When I get nervous or anxious I scratch at my clavicle. I was looking through pictures last night & am embarrassed at how many of them have I huge red spots.

[gozf]

I had meetings!!!!

I got my taxes done, and then I had lunch with my boss and two co-workers, and I have another meeting later! And I'm getting a drink after work with sneetch, who will now think I'm a middle-schooler.

[gozf]

Apr 3, 2013 12:48:05 GMT -5 MWOS said:

Pics or it didn't happen

no.

I'm too vain.  Trust me on this one.

[sneetch]

Apr 3, 2013 12:49:26 GMT -5 gozf said:

I had meetings!!!!

I got my taxes done, and then I had lunch with my boss and two co-workers, and I have another meeting later! And I'm getting a drink after work with sneetch, who will now think I'm a middle-schooler.

Itchy neck...likely story, gozf.  I will sit there and judge you and Thor. 

Okay, not really!  Is it 5:00 yet?

[snipsnsnails]

Oh, this reminds me (I keep forgetting) that I have a chin hickey! Yesterday I suctioned C's pacifier to my face to entertain her and be silly. I didn't think anything of it. When DH got home, he took one look at my face and said, "What is on your chin?!?" I looked and had a huge, purple circle right underneath my bottom lip. Hahahaha!

The best part: we went to pub trivia last night and named our team The Chin Hickeys! I looked like I had a soul patch! Ha!

[gozf]

Apr 3, 2013 13:43:05 GMT -5 sneetch said:

Apr 3, 2013 12:49:26 GMT -5 gozf said:

I had meetings!!!!

I got my taxes done, and then I had lunch with my boss and two co-workers, and I have another meeting later! And I'm getting a drink after work with sneetch, who will now think I'm a middle-schooler.

Itchy neck...likely story, gozf.  I will sit there and judge you and Thor. 

Okay, not really!  Is it 5:00 yet?

I wish!  I have a 4:00 meeting, but it should be a fun one.  I'm just hoping to get to 4 unscathed.  And that the student with whom i'm meeting doesn't see my not-hickey hickies.