S/O The murdered husband prank..

[MWOS]

Well, fuck, I wouldn't post about it on here!

[CheshireGrin]

Truthfully, I have no idea, and I hope I never have to find out.

[MWOS]

I need to stop watching Dateline and shit. I can already see the ten million pages of transcripts the DA's office is going to have to go through

[walterismydog]

Newp.

[lola]

I cannot imagine that I'd ever be able to help hide a body. I'm an obsessive worrier and pathological rule follower. Burying a body would probably be the death of me.

[girlfriday11]

Well, I already have, so this doesn't really apply to me.


Jk!

[Dusky]

I probably couldn't help, because I'm a wimp and I stress too easily, but I would keep the secret for certain people.

[joshlyman]

Probably not, because I would be to busy in a bathroom stall having a panic attack.

[melindafelinda]

Absolutely.

[lime]

Apr 3, 2013 21:23:52 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

Probably not, because I would be to busy in a bathroom stall having a panic attack.

This is totally me. I would be completely worthless in this situation. 

[mskitkat]

Apr 3, 2013 21:05:20 GMT -5 lola said:

I cannot imagine that I'd ever be able to help hide a body. I'm an obsessive worrier and pathological rule follower. Burying a body would probably be the death of me.

This would be me. Also important is I can't imagine anyone would ask for my help. It's very well known I can't keep a secret to save my life.

[girlfriday11]

Just saw this on fb, lol

[juliagoulia]

I'm basically awful at cleaning up details; so I would bow out of helping family hide the body because the cops would just walk in and be like "uhh, there's a hand under the coffee table" and I'd be all "SHIT! I could have sworn I threw both of those into the hole..."

[berbles]

Depends on the situation. But in reality, I would barely be able to keep that kind of secret, let alone actually participate.

Plus, I watch (way too much) ID channel/Snapped/Bio shows to know that it's sooooo easy to slip up and get caught.

[joshlyman]

Apr 3, 2013 21:55:14 GMT -5 berbles said:

Depends on the situation. But in reality, I would barely be able to keep that kind of secret, let alone actually participate.

Plus, I watch (way too much) ID channel/Snapped/Bio shows to know that it's sooooo easy to slip up and get caught.

The ads on the bio channel crack me up. They are so specific! "Coming up next - Girlfriends who kill their ex-boyfriends step dads!"

[kwynn]

No way, ever, ever, ever...I'd get them the best lawyer possible and tell them to shut their mouth while simultaneously calling the cops.

[sherbanator]

No.

[meganew]

Yep. For H, my kid and most of my friends. I'd be a body hiding machine.

[azurely]

I don't think I would help to hide the body. But if they hid a body, I would not necessarily report them. This goes for pretty much anyone in my family or my BFFs. I'd probably encourage them to call 911, since I have seen too much Dateline and know they will get caught eventually.

I would help them come up with an alibi though, while the cops were on their way.

[papie]

Probably not, lol

[sonrisa]

I don't know about hiding a body. Pay for my kid's last minute plane ticket to Morocco or Vietnam? Yes.

(depending on the circumstances, of course).

[eb777888]

No, I'm the person who would be hyperventilating in the corner if there was a dead body near me.

I'm more the type of person you call for dinner and wine, not to help move a dead body.

[nursewife]

Where is the thread that mentioned hiding bodies?

[CheshireGrin]

Apr 3, 2013 23:32:59 GMT -5 nursewife said:

Where is the thread that mentioned hiding bodies?

It was an April Fools prank that made the news. A woman called her sister and said that she had shot her husbandand asked for help cleaning up. Sister sent the cops.

[TrickyBob]

I could drive them where ever, help move the body as long as I didn't have to see or smell any part of it. If I can't see it, it didn't happen. Those feet hanging out of that rug? What feet? What rug? I didn't see anything.

It depends on why they did it. I feel that Fried Green Tomatoes sums up when, why, and how I might take part in this act. After all, secrets in the sauce.

[nursewife]

Apr 3, 2013 23:34:50 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

Apr 3, 2013 23:32:59 GMT -5 nursewife said:

Where is the thread that mentioned hiding bodies?

It was an April Fools prank that made the news. A woman called her sister and said that she had shot her husbandand asked for help cleaning up. Sister sent the cops.

Wow, some people take April Fools day a bit far.

[nursewife]

Lol. That seems to be the case of most of the tricksters I've seen lately.