There's a little witch in all of us

[montereybride]

Last night I was sitting on the couch channel flipping and wishing that Practical Magic was on because I love that movie and haven't seen it in forever.


I found it tonight and just finished watching it.


I conjured a movie, yo.

Now, if only I could get that shit to work with cash.

[CheshireGrin]

I have a shopping list for you.

[kristie]

Hi Bitches!

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I love Practical Magic. The dancing around with margaritas part is my fave...until they figure out where the tequila came from.
Can you work on conjuring up a business trip for H?

[montereybride]

Apr 4, 2013 1:36:04 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

I have a shopping list for you.

If all goes according to plan, my private jet will be there to pick you up tomorrow evening and bring you to my villa in Napa where Johnny Depp will be waiting to serve us wine and imported cheese. I will be in the pool.

[montereybride]

Apr 4, 2013 1:37:25 GMT -5 kristie said:

Hi Bitches!

Lmfao! That is NOT what your post said at first!

[kristie]

I know. Then I realized I hadn't talked to you guys in forever and thought it was kind of rude to just jump right in on the name calling before a greeting.

[kristie]

How's the vag? Healthy again or still diseased?

[CheshireGrin]

Apr 4, 2013 1:46:34 GMT -5 kristie said:

How's the vag? Healthy again or still diseased?

LMAO that "bitches" gave you concern, and then you followed up with this.

I've missed you.

[CheshireGrin]

Apr 4, 2013 1:42:58 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Apr 4, 2013 1:36:04 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

I have a shopping list for you.

If all goes according to plan, my private jet will be there to pick you up tomorrow evening and bring you to my villa in Napa where Johnny Depp will be waiting to serve us wine and imported cheese. I will be in the pool.

I will be eagerly awaiting you.

[montereybride]

Apr 4, 2013 1:46:34 GMT -5 kristie said:

How's the vag? Healthy again or still diseased?

My vag is going to get some up close and personal attention in a couple weeks. It's still being obnoxious and I really miss sex. I had a few days of blissful unitchyness. And then a big ole fuck you. I really don't get it. The only thing I haven't done is start taking Luvena. But I am taking a probiotic. I hate my vag. I'm coming back with a penis.

[montereybride]

Apr 4, 2013 1:45:44 GMT -5 kristie said:

I know. Then I realized I hadn't talked to you guys in forever and thought it was kind of rude to just jump right in on the name calling before a greeting.

How is life on the OB floor? Are you loving being a nurse?

[kristie]

Apr 4, 2013 1:48:56 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

Apr 4, 2013 1:46:34 GMT -5 kristie said:

How's the vag? Healthy again or still diseased?

LMAO that "bitches" gave you concern, and then you followed up with this.

I've missed you.

Aw, I miss you too! How's the BF? Are you guys still in honeymoon stage?

[kristie]

Apr 4, 2013 1:50:45 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Apr 4, 2013 1:45:44 GMT -5 kristie said:

I know. Then I realized I hadn't talked to you guys in forever and thought it was kind of rude to just jump right in on the name calling before a greeting.

How is life on the OB floor? Are you loving being a nurse?

It's good. I really love my job and love taking care of most of my patients.... Lol Then there are the drug seekers, the drama queens, and the drug seeking drama queens that I could do without. But there is more bad than good, and I have perfected my "are you fucking kidding me" face.

[CheshireGrin]

Apr 4, 2013 1:52:45 GMT -5 kristie said:

Apr 4, 2013 1:48:56 GMT -5 CheshireGrin said:

LMAO that "bitches" gave you concern, and then you followed up with this.

I've missed you.

Aw, I miss you too! How's the BF? Are you guys still in honeymoon stage?

Yes and no. :-) Things are absolutely fantastic, but it's so different than any relationship either one of us has ever had. It doesn't feel like  a "honeymoon stage," it just feels like an amazing new normal. More stable than the usual butterflies, I guess? I don't know if I'm making sense. But we're both ridiculously happy and in love.

And next week we get to have our first real vacation together! Road trip to St Louis and Chicago. I can't wait!

[CheshireGrin]

Apr 4, 2013 1:56:19 GMT -5 kristie said:

Apr 4, 2013 1:50:45 GMT -5 montereybride said:

How is life on the OB floor? Are you loving being a nurse?

It's good. I really love my job and love taking care of most of my patients.... Lol Then there are the drug seekers, the drama queens, and the drug seeking drama queens that I could do without. But there is more bad than good, and I have perfected my "are you fucking kidding me" face.

LOL, sounds familiar!

[kristie]

Apr 4, 2013 1:49:42 GMT -5 montereybride said:

Apr 4, 2013 1:46:34 GMT -5 kristie said:

How's the vag? Healthy again or still diseased?

My vag is going to get some up close and personal attention in a couple weeks. It's still being obnoxious and I really miss sex. I had a few days of blissful unitchyness. And then a big ole fuck you. I really don't get it. The only thing I haven't done is start taking Luvena. But I am taking a probiotic. I hate my vag. I'm coming back with a penis.

As someone who spends entirely too much time around baginas, I am hoping for a penis next time too. Baginas, I am leaving it. I am sorry yours is still broken.

[kristie]

Well, that sounds like a good stage to be in. I am happy for you.

I got called into work tonight, of course I forgot I was on call today. I had a patient who was complaining that the pulse ox was hurting her. You can imagine how well she tolerated the pain associated with the baby coming out of her.

[CheshireGrin]

Apr 4, 2013 2:11:00 GMT -5 kristie said:

Well, that sounds like a good stage to be in. I am happy for you.

I got called into work tonight, of course I forgot I was on call today. I had a patient who was complaining that the pulse ox was hurting her. You can imagine how well she tolerated the pain associated with the baby coming out of her.

LOL. I can't tell you how many times we look at patients in the ER and think, "She'd better never have a baby."