Found out why the VP of my company is divorced

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Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:13:34 GMT -5 softspot, mamasaurus, and 3 more like this

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Post by meggers5 on Apr 4, 2013 8:13:34 GMT -5

He was at a friend's oot wedding with his wife, and he walked in on her actively engaged with one of the groomsman. VP beat the guy up a bit, and his friend went to check that the guy wasn't too badly hurt.
Apparantly the wife told the groomsman that she'd been having an affair with someone else for awhile.

VP learned that affair guy was getting married soon, so he bought them a meat grinder off thier registry, had it gift wrapped and sent to them and included a card saying, "So glad you were able to be such a big part of our lives. Maybe next time you're in town you can make time to see me, too".

Affair guy and VPs wife were not amused. I think that sending a threatening meat grinder to the guy who has been banging your wife is funny.

VP is happy now and with someone else, so the story was pretty humourous.

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Saint Monica Elder Posts: 11,851 Likes: 11,208	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:15:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Saint Monica on Apr 4, 2013 8:15:24 GMT -5 I think it is awesome he has such a sense of humor about it!
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CheshireGrin Senior Member Posts: 6,833 Likes: 3,659	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:16:03 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CheshireGrin on Apr 4, 2013 8:16:03 GMT -5 Okay, the threatening meat grinder is AWESOME.
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papie Elder Posts: 27,466 Likes: 31,394	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:16:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by papie on Apr 4, 2013 8:16:51 GMT -5 I think it is hilarious.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:17:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2013 8:17:08 GMT -5 I think that's awesome.
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walterismydog Senior Member Posts: 7,095 Likes: 15,546	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:17:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by walterismydog on Apr 4, 2013 8:17:12 GMT -5 lol, this is an awesome story!
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psychmom Senior Member Posts: 5,907 Likes: 1,928	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:22:43 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by psychmom on Apr 4, 2013 8:22:43 GMT -5 LOL! That is a good way to get your point across. People are such assholes.
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pinkflats Full Member Posts: 1,022 Likes: 224	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:24:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pinkflats on Apr 4, 2013 8:24:47 GMT -5 I love this story!
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partiallysunny Elder Posts: 12,543 Likes: 5,130	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:31:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by partiallysunny on Apr 4, 2013 8:31:53 GMT -5 I approve this message.
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JamaicanPineapple Full Member Posts: 2,012 Likes: 763	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 8:36:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JamaicanPineapple on Apr 4, 2013 8:36:39 GMT -5 That is hysterical!
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karyotypic New Member Posts: 189 Likes: 13	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 9:04:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by karyotypic on Apr 4, 2013 9:04:33 GMT -5 That's hilarious!
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pantsparty Elder Posts: 35,487 Likes: 87,759	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 9:12:14 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pantsparty on Apr 4, 2013 9:12:14 GMT -5 People register for meat grinders? Lol!
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meggers5 Senior Member Posts: 8,566 Likes: 17,876	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 9:18:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by meggers5 on Apr 4, 2013 9:18:06 GMT -5 Apr 4, 2013 9:12:14 GMT -5 pantsparty said: People register for meat grinders? Lol! Apparantly lol. He was browsing the registry like, sheets nope, cutlery nope. Meat grinder? Perfect.
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Deleted Posts: 0	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 9:55:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2013 9:55:07 GMT -5 Apr 4, 2013 9:12:14 GMT -5 pantsparty said: People register for meat grinders? Lol! LOL apparently. This is great!
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diddlysquat New Member Posts: 7	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 9:57:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by diddlysquat on Apr 4, 2013 9:57:12 GMT -5 I love that he sent a meat grinder! Awesome!
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thinkofthesoldiers Senior Member Posts: 8,569 Likes: 11,980	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 10:00:07 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by thinkofthesoldiers on Apr 4, 2013 10:00:07 GMT -5 I wish I had someone I could send a threatening meat grinder to. I need to keep a list.
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Kit Senior Member Posts: 9,595 Likes: 4,691	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 10:04:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kit on Apr 4, 2013 10:04:19 GMT -5 This is hilariously awesome.
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sparkythelawyer Elder Posts: 14,882 Likes: 22,975	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 10:11:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sparkythelawyer on Apr 4, 2013 10:11:14 GMT -5 So much awesome.
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mudslide Senior Member Posts: 7,482 Likes: 2,404	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 10:26:00 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mudslide on Apr 4, 2013 10:26:00 GMT -5 This is awesome.
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Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 10:31:19 GMT -5 berbles likes this

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Apr 4, 2013 9:18:06 GMT -5 meggers5 said:

Apr 4, 2013 9:12:14 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

People register for meat grinders? Lol!

Apparantly lol. He was browsing the registry like, sheets nope, cutlery nope. Meat grinder? Perfect.

I have to admit it was perfect. A meat pounder or knives would have been a close second

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mamasaurus Elder Posts: 10,000 Likes: 1,136	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 11:03:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mamasaurus on Apr 4, 2013 11:03:15 GMT -5 I wish there was a perfect gift to send all the assholes in life.
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mrlittlejeans New Member Posts: 461 Likes: 117	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 12:34:54 GMT -5 berbles likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mrlittlejeans on Apr 4, 2013 12:34:54 GMT -5 Oh, his wife didn't like that he sent a threatening note? I bet he didn't like that she was banging other dudes.
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curtains Senior Member Posts: 5,633 Likes: 4,527	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 12:43:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by curtains on Apr 4, 2013 12:43:38 GMT -5 Best post of the day!
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lime Senior Member Posts: 8,197 Likes: 4,891	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 12:44:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by lime on Apr 4, 2013 12:44:48 GMT -5 Oh god, this is hilarious. Unfortunately, I've never been to a wedding where a meat grinder was on the registry. I would have had to settle for cutlery.
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azurely Senior Member Posts: 6,245 Likes: 3,003	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 17:53:08 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by azurely on Apr 4, 2013 17:53:08 GMT -5 Lol I like your VP.
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amberlyrose Elder Posts: 10,472 Likes: 7,649	Found out why the VP of my company is divorced Apr 4, 2013 18:12:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by amberlyrose on Apr 4, 2013 18:12:48 GMT -5 I wonder what the bride thought.
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Found out why the VP of my company is divorced

Post by meggers5 on Apr 4, 2013 8:13:34 GMT -5

Post by Saint Monica on Apr 4, 2013 8:15:24 GMT -5

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Post by papie on Apr 4, 2013 8:16:51 GMT -5

Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2013 8:17:08 GMT -5

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Post by psychmom on Apr 4, 2013 8:22:43 GMT -5

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Post by JamaicanPineapple on Apr 4, 2013 8:36:39 GMT -5

Post by karyotypic on Apr 4, 2013 9:04:33 GMT -5

Post by pantsparty on Apr 4, 2013 9:12:14 GMT -5

Post by meggers5 on Apr 4, 2013 9:18:06 GMT -5

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