Famly drama plz help!

[Cooter Dripps]

So LaVernes' mAma keeps wanting to kno when me and him are gonna gif her a grandbaby bit like I told yall', LeVernes got a crooked tallywhacker and so we's having problems in that area. Well she said she's gonna ax LuVernes' brother to gibe me some baby batter cuz she say they got the same jeans and therefor it don't make no difference. But I don't kno what to do cuz LoVerne don't even wear jeans and I thought you need to be naket to make a baby?

[Regina Philange]

You are so yummylicious.

[laurack]

Take the batter and make breakfast pancakes for LaVerne, this will straighten out his weed wacker

[Faevantastic]

Your mama in law is wise. I'd listen to her.

[orriskitten]

Haha omg tallywacker.

Go for the baby batter!