"Why would you ruin perfectly good peanuts by adding candy corn? That's like saying hey, I have these awesome nachos, guess I better add some dryer lint." - Nonny
Oh jesus that gave me horrible flashbacks to my second boyfriend... who cheated on me and then spent FIVE YEARS contacting me every month or so, begging for another chance.
"Mike" is a generic name that could mean anyone but doesn't actually exist and is designed to make her seem like she's talking to other men, and therefore not obsessed with Kevin. And to make Kevin jealous.
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"