Creepy things kids say

[McGavin]

DD1 "I see things in my room"

Me: "uh....what kind of things???"

DD1 "Rectangles! I love rectangles"

okay, so it started off creepy, but then became funny.

[papie]

Omg

[lsea0323]

Lol! These are great! Kids are fucking weird, man.

[birdistheword]

Some of these are terrifying.

[BNL2]

The kids talking about being here before really creep me out.

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I was at MIL's house in a back room with my 5 year old niece. She was hanging out with me while I packed up my bag. DH walked in and I noticed a big stain on the carpet. I said, "good lord, what happened there?" My niece looked at me and said "that girl died there."
I was all freaked out. DH got on to her for telling lies because no one has ever died there lol. His mother built the house.

[McGavin]

Apr 29, 2013 21:08:52 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

Wasn't there someone here who's kid was seeing bright lights in the corners of rooms that were telling him that he would die if he left the house? And it made him terrified of the sun? That freaked me the hell out.

YES! Who was that???

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imselfinvolved.blogspot.com/2012/10/so.html?m=0

Mmm hmm.

[jacquie]

Apr 29, 2013 21:14:39 GMT -5 BNL2 said:

The kids talking about being here before really creep me out.

Me too. I almost started crying reading those. Holy hell.


I don't think Grady has come up with anything terrifying just yet, though he has said some unsettling things during this deployment. My husband has been away from home for about eight months now. Every once in a while, Grady will say "Daddy is never coming home." Gah. It chills me every time. I realize that, to him, it seems that daddy must never be coming home, since he's been away so long. But damn.

[jennysmitten]

Apr 29, 2013 21:13:21 GMT -5 birdistheword said:

Some of these are terrifying.

SERIOUSLY

[vicky]

I laughed for really at most of these. Kids are creepy assholes, man.

[adhdfashion]

Mia: Momma why did you cut the heads off the fish?

Me: So they would fit better in the pan

Mia: Uggg, I need you to cook the heads for me

Me: Why ?

Mia: Because I want to eat all the fishes eyeballs /Insert creepy smile

( This happened tonight while I cooked dinner)

[eb777888]

Some of those had my crying I was laughing so hard.

Some were super creepy.

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When my friend's 4 y/o daughter was told she had to be good or she'd get coal in her stocking she looked at my friend creepily and said, "well you know what, if you squeeze those hard enough they turn into diamonds. so i'll be as bad as i want."

I kind of love her.

[jayded]

Kids describing past lives freaks me out. I got chills reading 7 and 10.