Post by amberlyrose on May 2, 2013 18:01:22 GMT -5
Holy crap! I now know that I'm not pregnant because I doubted and was corrected the next day.
I just want to cry, sleep, and pull out my uterus. OMG.
The only thing keeping me going is that @gypsy and I are going to get druuuuunk on Saturday since I've confirmed my uterus is unoccupied. And we'll do it looking fucking cute in our derby attire. Then, the next day we'll sip the hangovers away with walterismydogfuckyourcouchlitebright @daizieheadmazie @jezebel