Sometimes it's fun to be a judge...

[Deleted]

...because you can write stuff like this.

[DotAndBuzz]

I don't even pretend to be a lawyer on here, and I was entertained.

[elleblue]

Omg, I am dying at this:

Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the Court encourages reasonable discovery intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to reach a happy ending.

[hisno1girl]

Plaintiff's seek an erection of a constitutional wall....

Awesome.

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