FB Vent

[Deleted]

Okay, babies and belly pictures/ultrasounds, etc. usually don't bother me, but dude I really don't need to know that you're 37 weeks knocked up, 1 cm dilated and 50% effaced.   I'm sure your other 300+ friends don't need that information either.

[G22]

Ugh I'm with you there. Over-sharers ruin Facebook for me. I don't need to know every single thing you ate, everywhere you went, or that you are going to bed now. And I definitely don't need to know what your body is doing every step of the way in your labor?

[KaraOrNot]

Ewwww.

[coribelle26]

I have a zero tolerance facebook dilation rule. If you tell me how much you're dilated, we're not friends anymore.

This also applies to posts about poop, of the adult, child, or animal variety.

[linz]

Word. And I don't care for seeing belly or u/s pics either. I mean maybe one belly pic (with a shirt on) toward the end is fine but other than that, keep it private. I also hate when some girls get pg and then every.single.post is pg related. I have a few people hidden from my news feed bc I can't stand listening to them, but I'm curious to see the baby so don't want to remove them as a friend

[Deleted]

I feel like if you need to share EVERY thought you have, take it to twitter. I don't know why twitter feels more appropriate for that. 

I'm not sure who's worse: the oversharers or the vaguebookers.

I have an almost 80y/o aunt on FB; her status updates are pretty much novels. I'm like, lady - just blog already! Her updates are totally blog entries. I have her hidden. 

[changedname]

Yeah I am not big on ultrasound pics and especially not the 3d ones. I do love the cheesy pg announcement though.

@pambhalpert - vague bookers are the worst. Especially the passive agressive ones.

" I really learned who I can trust and who will me down today.... devastated"

Those kind.

[G22]

linz tell me how to hide people! I tried to hide a few recently (not for pregnancy stuff) and I failed.

[genet313]

and shit like this is why i've gotten DH to change my FB password so i can't go on anymore...way too much oversharing.

[KaraOrNot]

@pambhalpert and changedname - vaguebookers are the worst. Even if I don't care or even like the person, I always take a few seconds to try and figure out what they are saying.

[jewel]

I have a friend who is 5ish months pregnant. She posts almost daily updates about what she and baby are doing. She'll say "Caden and I had so much fun at the baseball game" or "Caden and I didn't sleep well last night" or "Caden and I are craving Mexican food!" O.M.G. The baby is like the size of a squash and is living INSIDE of your body. He is not participating in any of those activities, and I think anyone with any sense already assumes that Caden is accompanying you on all of your outings.