I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad

walterismydog Senior Member Posts: 7,095 Likes: 15,546	I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 9:37:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by walterismydog on May 3, 2013 9:37:24 GMT -5 Run out of the room clutching your stomach and holding your hand over your mouth like youre going to puke, then let 'er rip.
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falada45 Junior Member Posts: 961 Likes: 496	I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 9:38:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by falada45 on May 3, 2013 9:38:09 GMT -5 Just let it fly! You know you want to!
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I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 9:48:12 GMT -5 via the ProBoards App

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Post by ErinExpat on May 3, 2013 9:48:12 GMT -5

Lol that she'll care that everyone thinks she's a nice person.

If it were me, I wouldn't be able to get past the fact that I echo-farted in a quiet room.

Their good opinion once lost is lost forever.

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wambam Moderator Making America Emo Again Posts: 37,817 Likes: 58,042	I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 9:50:00 GMT -5 athena3210 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wambam on May 3, 2013 9:50:00 GMT -5 I HATE that! I also hate when my coworkers leave the office and I let one rip and then they realize they forgot something and come right back.
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Deleted Posts: 0	I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 9:55:54 GMT -5 farmvillelover likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 9:55:54 GMT -5 slowly squeak a little out at a time! eta. kegels, but for your butt. lol
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snickers Elder Posts: 15,367 Likes: 3,244	I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 10:18:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by snickers on May 3, 2013 10:18:49 GMT -5 That must really suck! I work with babies, I can fart whenever I want lol.
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Deleted Posts: 0	I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 11:53:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 11:53:44 GMT -5 This is the worst. I hope it fades away after you hold it for a while. Let's hope you don't have to sneeze!
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I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 11:57:55 GMT -5

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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2013 11:57:55 GMT -5

May 3, 2013 11:54:34 GMT -5 letsgetweird said:

May 3, 2013 11:53:44 GMT -5 @godawgs said:

This is the worst. I hope it fades away after you hold it for a while. Let's hope you don't have to sneeze!

LOL. I clench my cheeks every time I sneeze at work. I'm a gassy gassy girl.

Clenched cheeks just makes it louder if one slips out! Not that I know from personal experience or anything.

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I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 13:08:21 GMT -5

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May 3, 2013 13:03:51 GMT -5 @crackhabit said:

OK, so the meeting FINALLY ended and I waited around until everyone left and then I tried to let go but I held it too long and it wouldn't come out. So I'm leaving the conference room, walking out, and it comes out and it's loud and it's proud just as a couple of people came back in and I put my head down and walked real quick outta there and pretended like it never even happened. I was trying to be so covert.
Maybe they didn't recognize me.

Here lies Otterama. She died from laughing.

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I'm in a meeting and I've gotta fart so bad May 3, 2013 14:20:24 GMT -5

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