oh fuck. please dress me for a party

[wannabe]

the hub was invited to a weekend at a swanky spa resort by clients who are throwing their annual thank-you bash.  there's complimentary spa treatments, lounging poolside, golfing, a couple of dinners.

saturday night's theme is "studio 54."  a c&p from the invitation:

Welcome to Studio 54. Tonight the top contributing brokers will have VIP passes to the world’s hottest disco club. Please come in your wildest threads and platform shoes.


HELP ME.  what the fuck do i wear to this??  it has to be somewhat classy-ish while still adhering to the overall theme.  i am extremely fashion-challenged, people.  please, help a sista out.

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Sequins.

[malibu]

I don't know, but can I please come?!?!?

[fuckyourcouch]

jorts

[gmail]

Maybe a cute mod-print style mini dress with platform sandals?

[AHappierHour]

Sequin skirt and a tube top chunky wedges

[wannabe]

what do we think of something like this? www.etsy.com/listing/117709601/1970s-party-dress-blue-vintage-dress?utm_source=google&utm_medium=product_listing_promoted&utm_campaign=vintage_mid&gclid=CKmh45PI-rYCFeZ_QgodUSQAsQ

[elleblue]

Love that teal dress Wan, I think it would totally work.

[wannabe]

May 3, 2013 13:29:19 GMT -5 AHappierHour said:

Sequin skirt and a tube top chunky wedges

woman, i can't pull off a tube top!  you've met me IRL!

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[AHappierHour]

May 3, 2013 13:32:57 GMT -5 wannabe said:

May 3, 2013 13:29:19 GMT -5 AHappierHour said:

Sequin skirt and a tube top chunky wedges

woman, i can't pull off a tube top!  you've met me IRL!

LOL yes you can. 

What about this and dressy shorts?

www.forever21.com/Mobile/Product/Product.aspx?br=mobile&category=top&ProductID=2027706194&Page=1

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A halter top (a nice one) and white jeans?

[angelaa73]

Ohhh halston goddess dress all the way!

sent from my posse's on broadway

[auberge]

sparkly dress?
halter jersey?
jumpsuit/romper?

[gmail]

May 3, 2013 13:33:58 GMT -5 @damnation said:

oooooooohhhhhh

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What about a blousy satin tank top with sequin shorts and a fun belt? Comfortable, fun but not too body hugging. Plus if you wear platforms your legs will look fantastic!

[nomad100]

Or you could do something Diane Von Furstenburg ispired by her wrap dress.

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That wrap dress is for work, not for a club.

And you don't wear white jeans to a club either.

WTF, people?

[pantsparty]

I'm saying no on the blue dress - figure skating costume. Sorry.

Love the orange dress!

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May 3, 2013 15:25:01 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

I'm saying no on the blue dress - figure skating costume. Sorry.

Love the orange dress!

I'm going to say no to ANY CLOTHING FROM ETSY.

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May 3, 2013 15:23:21 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

That wrap dress is for work, not for a club.

And you don't wear white jeans to a club either.

WTF, people?

But did people BACK IN THE DAY? Hmmm?

Lol. I know nothing about clubs. I just like talking.

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You are cute, @stellasmom.

[pantsparty]

This is cheap, has sequins, and looks easy to wear. All you need are platforms!

www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=dress_evening_cocktail&ProductID=2025101542&VariantID=

[nomad100]

I googled Disco Glamour and this popped up.  Maybe one of these inspires you? 



When looking at some photos from Studio 54, I saw lots of halter backed tops/one shoulder tops, gold lame, flow-y dresses and jumsuits.