Post by underwaterrhymes on May 4, 2013 17:55:59 GMT -5
- I slept pretty well last night since K crashed at 11:30 and slept until 3:30.
- Attempt at post-partum sex was not entirely successful, but was still a lot of fun. My H is the best H that ever H'd.
- I pumped so I could drink a mint julep, which I knew would FUCK ME UP, which it has, and I am happy.
- I could probably support our family if I started betting on horses, which pisses me off because I feel conflicted about horse racing, but I am good at picking long shots that would net me a shitton of money if I did bet but I have no money so I just yell out, "I like THIS HORSE WITH THE REALLY COOL NAME and then they win or place and then I feel happy for the horse and for my awesomeness in picking them, but sad because maybe they don't like horse racing and also because I did not put any money down.